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*hugs* from me too!


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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Scheissfaschingsdienstag!!!


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What's the problem? Too much Carnival noise?

Too many pancakes?


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shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.”
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Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit!



 
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A woman just *laughed at me* for my audacity of calling her on Faschingsdienstag!

Like "You're from the newspaper? Hahahaha! It's FASCHINGSDIENSTAG! Bad timing. Call me tomorrow."

Then she hung up on me without even knowing what I wanted. These are real estate brokers, for fuck's sake!

(And wow! I didn't realise anyone here knew the term. How come? Smile )


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Drunk real estate brokers Razz


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“Fandangling across the moony sky,
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side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat,
shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.”
~Joe
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Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit!



 
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Lol.
Okay. It is funny. But still!


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Put it in an article! Mortify them!

Mortification is -good- during Lent.

*laughs*

I knew what it was even with the "scheiss" on the front.

With the Birkholz and Faust family names, I figured as a young pup I should learn something about Things Germanic.


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“Fandangling across the moony sky,
went the Beezee bold as brass,
side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat,
shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.”
~Joe
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Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit!



 
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My fucking face hurts.

A cramped jaw muscle, how did I do that?


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this is not a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. this is a



FUCK YOU.


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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let me say that again.

FUCK YOU. i cannot BELIEVE this is happening. i can't believe you were just another one feeding me that SAME line of fucking bullshit. why? why do i always believe it, too? what the fucking FUCK is wrong with me?

you know what? i don't fucking care. fuck you. fucking FUCK YOU. to hell.


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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quote:
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My fucking face hurts.

A cramped jaw muscle, how did I do that?


oh, god, how did I not notice this before? this is fantastic!

there's only one way, Gal, and we all know what it is! that's what you get for being considerate and keeping your teeth out of the way.


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i dunno, i can think of at least 3 ways... penalties of a) a misspent youth b) a profession that deals with such c) personal experience and d) educated guesswork.


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ARRRRGGHHHH!
WANKER!
FUCKTWIT!
TOSSER!
ARSEHOLE!


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Uh oh. I think I saved over a document.

Oh. Sh!t.


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ooh no Frown *hugs weeble* is it absolutely definitely gone?


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wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!)
 
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the colours . . . the colours
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*hugs Weeble*
might it still be in template or sthhg?
There's a person who I wish I could save over, gah!


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*sniffle* No, it was my own stupid fault, I saved over something because I wasn't thinking. Urgh. Well, it was only a few hours of research.

Damn.

Fuck.


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FUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

men.

That's all I have to say.


FUCK


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I worry about cancer and living right
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arrggggggggggg

(not quite a fuck but best place for it)

that is all folks, please now resume normal service.


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fuckfuckfuckityfuckfuck
Review are due in tomorrow,system isn't accepting my username from home to pull up criteria,driveway covered in ice so can't get up it, won't have time tomorrow
Fuck it to fucking hell


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