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Surprise Inspector Member |
*hugs* from me too!
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Scheissfaschingsdienstag!!!
__ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Has no front teeth Member |
What's the problem? Too much Carnival noise?
Too many pancakes? ______________________ “Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.” ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit! |
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A woman just *laughed at me* for my audacity of calling her on Faschingsdienstag!
Like "You're from the newspaper? Hahahaha! It's FASCHINGSDIENSTAG! Bad timing. Call me tomorrow." Then she hung up on me without even knowing what I wanted. These are real estate brokers, for fuck's sake! (And wow! I didn't realise anyone here knew the term. How come? __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Has no front teeth Member |
Drunk real estate brokers
______________________ “Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.” ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit! |
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Lol.
Okay. It is funny. But still! __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Has no front teeth Member |
Put it in an article! Mortify them!
Mortification is -good- during Lent. *laughs* I knew what it was even with the "scheiss" on the front. With the Birkholz and Faust family names, I figured as a young pup I should learn something about Things Germanic. ______________________ “Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.” ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit! |
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Yahr! Member ![]() |
My fucking face hurts.
A cramped jaw muscle, how did I do that? ~ Gal-El Non-technical questions sometimes don't have an answer at all. ~ Linus Torvalds. |
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Surprise Inspector Member |
this is not a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. this is a
FUCK YOU. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Surprise Inspector Member |
let me say that again.
FUCK YOU. i cannot BELIEVE this is happening. i can't believe you were just another one feeding me that SAME line of fucking bullshit. why? why do i always believe it, too? what the fucking FUCK is wrong with me? you know what? i don't fucking care. fuck you. fucking FUCK YOU. to hell. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
oh, god, how did I not notice this before? this is fantastic! there's only one way, Gal, and we all know what it is! that's what you get for being considerate and keeping your teeth out of the way. ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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i dunno, i can think of at least 3 ways... penalties of a) a misspent youth b) a profession that deals with such c) personal experience and d) educated guesswork.
**************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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the colours . . . the colours Member ![]() |
ARRRRGGHHHH!
WANKER! FUCKTWIT! TOSSER! ARSEHOLE! *** "objective evidence & certitude are doubtless very fine ideals to play with, but where on this moonlit & dream-visited planet are they found?" William James |
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Poster of the year, 2007 Member ![]() |
Uh oh. I think I saved over a document.
Oh. Sh!t. ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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Oestre sparagmos! Member |
ooh no
____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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the colours . . . the colours Member ![]() |
*hugs Weeble*
might it still be in template or sthhg? There's a person who I wish I could save over, gah! *** "objective evidence & certitude are doubtless very fine ideals to play with, but where on this moonlit & dream-visited planet are they found?" William James |
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Poster of the year, 2007 Member ![]() |
*sniffle* No, it was my own stupid fault, I saved over something because I wasn't thinking. Urgh. Well, it was only a few hours of research.
Damn. Fuck. ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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Don't. Blink. Member |
FUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
men. That's all I have to say. FUCK ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Administrator Member |
arrggggggggggg
(not quite a fuck but best place for it) that is all folks, please now resume normal service. ~ You are an Accomptant. You keep track of the King's accounts, which is a fairly simplish job: his current holdings is always A LOT, and his expected revenue is always MORE. 'Sgood ta be da King. As long as there isn't a peasant uprising, you're likely to keep your head. Also, you're the only one in the office who knows how to use an abbacus. (Or multiply.) (Or add.) I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member ![]() |
fuckfuckfuckityfuckfuck
Review are due in tomorrow,system isn't accepting my username from home to pull up criteria,driveway covered in ice so can't get up it, won't have time tomorrow Fuck it to fucking hell ________________________ Grey is the new black...that has been set out in the sun for a few days. _______________________ http://battyvision.blogspot.com |
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