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Hey, give me an address(and, well, a plane ticket. I do have to pay for college and things) I've not had a decent bit of violence in a while
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Oh, nearly forgot. *hugs Bean*
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The Yam and the Horror . . . Member |
Fucking stupid a8se h8les. Not only you buy a chipmunk for your son, my nephew, and dump it in our house then a year later you repeat the offense buying a female chipmunk and dumping it in our house as well, even though you were expressly asked not to!
Fuck you! What am I to do? Throw both chipmunks in the street? Stand by and wait until they bring in a dog or a cat? Fucking irresponsible f8ckers! No wonder your son prefers to spend more time with his grandparents and aunts than you! AaaaaaaaH! No frigging talking lions in here Silence is argument carried on by other means. The lamp’s glow was very weak compared to the blue glow emancipating from the basement. Aaron Rayburn - The Shadow God |
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salad, hold the hummus. Member |
Thanks for all the hugs and offers of knee-cap breaking... Urgh I can't believe I married that jerk...can't wait for it all to be over...especially since he's out every night with god knows who and I only have to talk to a man to be a slut...
*starts saving up for El L's plane ticket and top of the range baseball bat!* Winter is coming! |
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Poisoner of Chonae Member |
Hey, Bean, I'm pretty handy with a katana (samurai sword), if you want an anatomical part removed as a souvenir - you could keep it on a shelf in a pickle jar, or just put it through the blender...
cause and effect: the best often die by their own hand just to get away, and those left behind can never quite understand why anybody would ever want to get away from them. Charles Bukowski Septuagenarian Stew |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member ![]() |
*hugs for Bean and rodent traps for GW (just kidding
I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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Poisoner of Chonae Member |
KCUF KCUF KCUF KCUF KCUF KCUF KCUF KCUF KCUF KCUF KCUF KCUF...SDRAWKCAB TIHS SIHT KCUF...
cause and effect: the best often die by their own hand just to get away, and those left behind can never quite understand why anybody would ever want to get away from them. Charles Bukowski Septuagenarian Stew |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
you should let her borrow the sword. sometimes you only get satisfaction doing it yourself. *nod* Bean—you're totally a better person than I am. I would've flipped out by now and seriously gone after him with something large, heavy, and trauma-inducing. just remember that nothing a person like that says to you actually matters. he's obviously just trying to mask his own guilty conscience by lashing out at you. even he knows he's a bastard. ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Poisoner of Chonae Member |
True, though I could always truss him up like a turkey first, with a little help from a few of my nefarious compadres.
cause and effect: the best often die by their own hand just to get away, and those left behind can never quite understand why anybody would ever want to get away from them. Charles Bukowski Septuagenarian Stew |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
that would be fun! or like a pig with an apple in its mouth! *plots*
~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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salad, hold the hummus. Member |
urgh! He's having his nose done today..hope the scalpal slips a little lower down!!!!!
Winter is coming! |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
he should skip the plastic surgery and just tattoo "midlife crisis" on his stoopid forehead.
~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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salad, hold the hummus. Member |
Winter is coming! |
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Poisoner of Chonae Member |
Branding would be better.
cause and effect: the best often die by their own hand just to get away, and those left behind can never quite understand why anybody would ever want to get away from them. Charles Bukowski Septuagenarian Stew |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
it would hurt more....
~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Poisoner of Chonae Member |
Less likely to fade too.
cause and effect: the best often die by their own hand just to get away, and those left behind can never quite understand why anybody would ever want to get away from them. Charles Bukowski Septuagenarian Stew |
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salad, hold the hummus. Member |
Wish I'd have seen it written there a few years back
Winter is coming! |
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This slag has been playing my brother and cousin against each other, telling each the other hasn't got a chance, kissing them at the same party and making them fight over her. I might just kill her.
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Poisoner of Chonae Member |
Just don't get any on your shoes - forensics are very advanced these days, this I know, from bitter experience. A hit and run with a stolen car, which would then be torched is probably the best option - that way, even in the event of being apprehended, unless one confesses, or there is sufficient witness evidence, etc to build a case that the 'accident' was deliberate, then the maximum sentence (here in the UK, anyway) is 5 years, serve three quarters or half that, depending upon your region. I'm NOT being serious, btw...
cause and effect: the best often die by their own hand just to get away, and those left behind can never quite understand why anybody would ever want to get away from them. Charles Bukowski Septuagenarian Stew |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
or you could, y'know, tell them. just a thought. ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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