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half the man he used to be Member |
hahahaha poor kitty! what's his name? or at least his former name? ![]() | |||
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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr! Member ![]() |
This is a problem of fat cats I was not even aware of. I have a cat poo related tale too... My larger cat (not really fat, though he may be soon if he keeps eating like he does) has the problem of missing the litter box. He stands in the litter box, but then he poos so it goes just outside the litter box. I got a covered litter box to sit beside the uncovered to hopefully stop this, but he won't poop in the covered one, he only urinates in that one. And he is aware of what he is doing, I know, because after he does this he will kick litter outside of the box to cover up his poo on the floor. So afterwards, not only do I have the poo to clean up, but a pile of litter too. It's rather annoying, but at least the room with the litter boxes isn't carpeted. -----~~----- Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil? | |||
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Weirdy American Tart Thing Member ![]() |
*snerk* Yer gonna be the BEST nickname mom EVER! Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive | |||
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was not written by a man named "Cougar" Member ![]() |
I concur. My doctor recently started me on an Iron/Vitamin C regimen because my bloodwork came back funky and ever since then my poo has been black as sin. ---------------- Duck...duck...duck...duck...BOOBS! | |||
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half the man he used to be Member |
the worst is waking up too late to poo at home before you have to leave for work. the ride to work is condemned to be worrisome. the day begins late, the whole rhythm is off... | |||
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has no member title Member ![]() |
Morning poops are important! I have a Pavlovian poop reflex - whenever I set a foot in my office building I need to crap RIGHT NOW. Can be awkward, especially whe. The elevator's out of order. __ I like it maybe 63 percent! | |||
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Recovering catnip addict, (yahr) Member ![]() |
One of my cats has a very sensitive tummy, such that squirty poops are pretty common. One of his theme songs is "Sputter Butt", sung to the tune of, "Spiderman": Sputterbutt, Sputterbutt, Friendly neighborhood Sputterbutt... Can he sput, from his butt? Take a look, smell what's up... Watch out! Here comes the Sputterbutt.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun... Illusions on celluloid My new website! | |||
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half the man he used to be Member |
can he sput, from his butt! *laughs* | |||
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half the man he used to be Member |
not exactly poo related, but for a guy who sits in an office all day i think it is just THE WORST when you have a pimple on your ass....which you then sit on all day | |||
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lives deliberately Member ![]() |
I HATE BATHROOM SPRAY!!! Uck! It is absolutely ridiculous that the stuff designed to cover up the scent of someone's poo SMELLS WORSE THAN THE POO IT IS ATTEMPTING TO COVER UP! Last week someone at work kept spraying this cinnamon-scented crap that not only drenched the restroom in a cloying odor, but the odor filled the entire workspace near the bathroom and WOULD NOT DISSIPATE, and *everyone* was commenting on how nasty it was. It happened like 3 times. So on Friday, after it happened again, I anonymously went to the bathroom, grabbed the little bottle of room spray, and threw it in the trash. Well today I go into the bathroom and get a noseful an even WORSE smell---someone brought a "floral" spray that smells more like rotting compost than any flowers I've ever sniffed. AUGH! Why do people think that spraying with that crap does anything to help matters??? ego forceps ergo ego forceps **** "Chives?"� "Yes, m'lud?"� "Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?"� "Indeed m'lud. She's marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins."� "Well, Chives, you'd better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too"� --- Joe 3Heads | |||
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Dane Cook's Final Horcrux Member ![]() |
I don't understand airfresheners at all. It's not something anyone in my family uses, so maybe I'm just not used to it, but any kind of artificial scent anywhere in the house puts me right off. Not to mention it sets my asthma right off ![]() ____________________________________________________ I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com | |||
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was not written by a man named "Cougar" Member ![]() |
They just installed an air freshener in the bathroom at work and it's awful! I can barely walk in without gagging. I don't understand why they installed it in the first place, that bathroom is so low-traffic that there's rarely ever anything to bother covering up! ---------------- Duck...duck...duck...duck...BOOBS! | |||
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Always the April Fool Member ![]() |
I've found that burning incense is quite effective at getting rid of that poo smell, much better than air fresheners or sprays. In fact, lighting a stick of incense makes taking a crap a rather meditative, transcendental experience. | |||
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half the man he used to be Member |
or in lieu of that luxury you can always light a match....the smell usually masks the nastiness | |||
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Dane Cook's Final Horcrux Member ![]() |
I like the match idea, but then I sometimes light matches just to smell them anyway ![]() ____________________________________________________ I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com | |||
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enlightened website user Member ![]() |
I can usually hold the matchsticks okay, at least the wooden ones, but then not only can't I see the striker but it's really hard to hold it stiffly enough to get it to catch. It's a great exercise for my glut's, though, I have to admit. Letting go of it before it burns my butt is another skill entirely. (not his real name) | |||
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Dane Cook's Final Horcrux Member ![]() |
*snortle* ____________________________________________________ I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com | |||
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Freelance metaphor inspector Member |
oooommmmmmggeeeyaaugh!mmmmmmmm | |||
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