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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR!
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EPIC BABY POOOOOPS!

Simon had one where he had been kinda backed up for days and then OMG POOP EVERYWHERE. I had to give him a bath and wash clothes/bedding. This was when the crib was still in our bedroom. *gags*


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Mothers and fathers of the board, I submit to you:

Poo


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Crowgirl: I remember those!

You know how people have a 5 star day or a 6 cow wife or whatever?

Well, we're having a THREE POO DAY! Hooray!


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I hate that I just gave mister nomnom a bath after his prune juice bottle. I have a feeling I will be duplicating my bathing efforts around 3 am. *shudder*


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not baby-related, but a week of being broke and eating nothing but bean and rice burritos is taking it's toll
 
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TMI post of horribleness whited out:

Today, my baby pooped in my lap. In the bathtub. While I was trying to wipe her bum.

*misery*


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Originally posted by His Noodle Girl:
TMI post of horribleness whited out:

Today, my baby pooped in my lap. In the bathtub. While I was trying to wipe her bum.

*misery*


Bwah! They joys of parenthood.

My babies were sneakier about it. They were just joyfully splashing about, until suddenly I'd notice an unexpected object floating by...


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My sympathies! (Good thing you were already in the bath...)


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You mean this could happen AGAIN? :O


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Heh. I think both my kids did it once or twice in the bath.

We did the whole baby swimming circus (complete with the underwater pics of babies going HEY WTF EVERYWHERE IS WET AND I'M IN IT), and a couple of times the swimming time was cut short because some other baby had an accident in the pool. Which I've heard isn't supposed to happen, but I guess every little sphincter has its unique way of dealing with things.

Our youngest once puked into my husband's mouth. Good times. (OT I know, but still a memorable feat.)


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My brother once pee'd into his own mouth, but to his defense the PeePee TeePee had not been invented at that time.

Back to task:
We took little homie swimming and the swim diapers had a different feel than the regular diapers when we did the 'pat down potty check'- so we missed the poo until we got him inside and tore off the swim diaper.
-It was as if he had sculpted a diaper made of poo. It was a real shocker.
AND - - It happened TWICE in one week.

I was alone for the 2nd one.
Was NOT fun for either of us fellas, but we survived.
 
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i don't like this thread
 
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Ever wanted to know how they test toilets?
Miso Paste.

Also, here is an evaluation of different methods and materials used (chart on page 29):
I particularly like "Play Dough in Condom: Very dense, too heavy, stuck in water closet". (The best results were apparently yielded by water wigglers.)


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Ever wanted to know how they test toilets?
Miso Paste.

Can you imagine if this was your job, to create hundreds of fake poos using miso? It's kind of awesome.


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I know!
I am filled with a deep sense of satisfaction and rightness in the world, just knowing this exists.


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this reminds me why i should have never learned how to read... my mother told me from age five till age 16 she would give me a dollar for every book i read... i used to write down the books in a book... then when i turned 16 she winked at me when i asked her about it... genius.. she gave me a broken car for my birthday that year...

mom if you ever read this .. you are the shit! pun intended...
 
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I hate that I just gave mister nomnom a bath after his prune juice bottle. I have a feeling I will be duplicating my bathing efforts around 3 am. *shudder*


thanks for sharing!
hope your ugly baby doesnt grow up to be a cunt like you...
you should post all those pictures on facefuck so all the other members of your shitty family can like it...
 
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Dude/mouse- this is not that kind of flame wars thread. If you want to throw around insults like that, fine. I suggest taking it to the Fuck You thread.


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