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What if the printer of the Harry Potter books accidentally printed "wang" instead of "wand"? (Hey! It could happen!):

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"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything.

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

"He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them."

"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
 
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Bwahahaaaaaaa!

Oh man, that's funny!


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Wink

Awesome!!


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Heheheehhehe


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my screen is now covered in tea. lovely.


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excelent, my plan is reaching fruition
 
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*laughs*

God this is stupid.. I guess that's why I like it


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Geez, that made me laugh. Confusing yer wand with yer wang. Ha!


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Heehee... that WOULD be interesting...


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Perticularly the parts where they borrow each others wangs.. Wands, wands, I'm sorry..


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Traditional Freudians everywhere are in love with this, I know it.
 
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The wand represents something else? *waits for somoene to explain how its a traditional symbol of male potency with evidence instead of guesswork*

See also Pratchett's 'A Wizard's Staff has a knob at the end'
 
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See also Pratchett's 'A Wizard's Staff has a knob at the end'


I like "The Hedgehog Can't Be Buggered At All" by Nanny Ogg best.
 
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Nanny Ogg is a wise woman, in her own way, of course Wink
 
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Nanny Ogg is quite wise, but even more funny.

I just finished reading Wyrd Sisters, yesterday, actually; now I'm looking at the first book from '83, The Color of Magic. I'm not a big fan of reading fantasy titles in order.
 
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The Color of Magic was a huge disapointment to me. He really does get better as he writes books. Soul Music was one of my favorites, Equal Rytes (or however he decided to spell it) was really good too, IMO. Hogfather was great also ( <3 Susan)
 
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Yeah, I've been hearing that about the first book, like, almost everywhere. It was supposed to be a parody of the fantasy fiction that was coming out at the time.

I haven't read Soul Music, Equal Rytes, or Hogfather, but I have read Monstrous Regiment, Witches Abroad, and Wee Free Men.

Honestly, I think the last book is commentary on the teen fiction coming out right now. I mean, it has a young person discovering she has a special talent at magic, fairies that are neither dainty nor enchanting, and a fairyland that's less than magical.
 
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Oh, and don't forget Small Gods. Probably his best work EVER. And that one is nearly totally disconnected from the rest of the books too.

I kind of like the concept of the teen fiction piece. Something about not getting what you think you would get rather apeals to me.
 
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If Small Gods is that good, I'd love to read it next. The Color of Magic might take a while, but I'm borrowing it from a friend, so that's good.

Yeah, I like weird, "breaking with tradition" books like that. More damsels in distress need to wear chain-mail and not mascara, less fairies need to be kindly and beautiful.
 
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exactly! break the mold. I love when people try to steriotype me...they're usually in for a big surprise Wink

Small Gods is fairly reminicent of American Gods in that it deals with belief structures, however it really does a bit of a barb into organized religion as a whole. I enjoyed it quite a bit.
 
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