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Has no front teeth
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pssst. Weebs....

what is she talking about?  


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went the Beezee bold as brass,
side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat,
shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.
~Joe
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is irreducibly complex
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(No idea!)


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Girded for battle
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I think she's saying that she finds cavemen attractive....

Aye, that must be it. *nodnod*
 
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*102 gold stars*
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It must be that fossilised sheen.





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was not written by a man named "Cougar"
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Carbon dating really is the best way to meet men.


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Duck...duck...duck...duck...BOOBS!

 
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Melittosphex sapiens
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Originally posted by smalltown:
Carbon dating really is the best way to meet men.

...bada-boom tish!


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Chinese sperm bank employee.

Why don't we have that here in the States?


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Bookshop owners. Razz I want a bookshop one day, so this may make me a slight narcissist.
 
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Hot dog vendors. They handle wieners all day.


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Hot dog vendors. They handle wieners all day.

Not the same way as those Chinese women, I hope.


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lives deliberately
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College professors.

But only if they are all tweedy and horn-rimmed.


ego forceps ergo ego forceps


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"Yes, m'lud?"�
"Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?"�
"Indeed m'lud. She's marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins."�
"Well, Chives, you'd better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too"�
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Dressmaker, clearly.

(aka "I'll go to my prom dressed as a clit")


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Dressmaker, clearly.

(aka "I'll go to my prom dressed as a clit")

What's that? That didn't remind me of anything ...


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Melittosphex sapiens
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Scroll down!


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Scroll down!

Well, that wasn't what my date looked like...

Wait; that's not what I meant!


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Are you my mummy?
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Models can often catch my eye, and historians. Are there any supermodel historians? Rawrrrrrrrr!


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SOTA, Santa Of The Apocalypse. (retired)
Former Xtacle
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here
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churchman (young ones) don't know why...

doctors... can't resist.. and med students too...

nurse guy could be fun sometimes.

Péné


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Guess what's behind door number pi!
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mechanics. not the pot-bellied kind, of course, but still...yay, grease!


*flex*


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The ever-popular stewardess.


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here
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gym teacher...

Péné


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