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Definitely NSFW
Erotic Car Wash Picture Gallery It's a car washing place in a sleeply little German town. You sit there and watch half naked women or men foam up your car. Um... __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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is that not 1 in 3 rap music videos?
~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. when's spring due?. |
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While i'm not opposed to the idea, I wouldn't want them scratching up the paint on my car!
...but maybe with a rental car? ________________________________________________________________________________________________ |
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They interviewed customers on tv.
One was a young woman with her boyfriend on the passenger seat. She said, "well I don't get that at home. He never washes my car!" __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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I don't know -- if that's soap, then blecch, and if it's whipped cream, then I'm just going to have to pay to clean it again anyway. Anyone recall Cool Hand Luke? |
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I think theres an erotic hair salon somewhere in Sweden...
---------------- There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. "What does it mean?" I asked. "A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. |
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Cav:
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It was linking to a site selling this. though now I guess they're not.
Hermits have no peer pressure |
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ROFL!
__ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Oh I wish I hadn't clicked on that link...
I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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I always thought that as robotic technology improves you could easily start a brothel with those animatronic sex dolls. Selling sex with inanimate objects turns out to be legal in Canada to the best of my knowledge.
Canada's First Legal Brothel. Cybersexland* *All doll parts sterilized to operating room standards for you pleasure. ______________________________________________________________________________ Newest member of the Xtacles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcyTpdyyums&NR=1 |
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Just don't try it here. ---------------- There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. "What does it mean?" I asked. "A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. |
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Godzilla bukkake movies.
Damn. I thought I'd heard it all. __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Istanbul was never Constantinople. They lied. Member |
This really takes the cake.
He began to think of people in a new light; how everyone's just little more than that frightened, fragile brain stem, surrounded by meat and physics, too terrified to recognize the sum of their parts, insulated in the shells of their skulls and lower-middle-class houses, afraid of change, afraid of decisions, afraid of pain, stuck in traffic, listening to terrible music. |
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"What's this?" Alaura wondered as she popped a fork full of cole slaw into her mouth. "Yum..Creamy." She clicked on the link... and now the rest of the cole slaw will sit, uneaten, forever. **** “Chives?†“Yes, m’lud?†“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?†“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.†“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too†--- Joe 3Heads |
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Urggl. I think I may have to swear off all food, forever, after that, just on principle.
__________ AJGraeme "You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it." -Taylor Mali "I am a sexy, shoeless god of war." -Belkar |
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A conversation with my friend Dan about this book, which sums up my feelings about it rather nicely:
Dan: Well, semen is full of fructose. It's very nutritious for sperm. Me: Yeah, but that's like saying dirt is very nutritious for worms - or shit is very nutritious for mushrooms. That's great, I'm glad the ecosystem continues to function because of these things, but that doesn't mean I ever want to make a flan out of them. He began to think of people in a new light; how everyone's just little more than that frightened, fragile brain stem, surrounded by meat and physics, too terrified to recognize the sum of their parts, insulated in the shells of their skulls and lower-middle-class houses, afraid of change, afraid of decisions, afraid of pain, stuck in traffic, listening to terrible music. |
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I think I may cry now. I'm not sure which recipe was worse...the one for oysters or the bar drinks.
---------------- There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. "What does it mean?" I asked. "A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. |
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I was looking through that, and the husband starts freaking out and saying he won't have that on his computer.
I refrain from comment. ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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