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Erotic Car Wash

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It's a car washing place in a sleeply little German town. You sit there and watch half naked women or men foam up your car. Um...


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is that not 1 in 3 rap music videos?


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While i'm not opposed to the idea, I wouldn't want them scratching up the paint on my car!

...but maybe with a rental car?


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They interviewed customers on tv.
One was a young woman with her boyfriend on the passenger seat. She said, "well I don't get that at home. He never washes my car!"


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Definitely NSFW

Erotic Car Wash

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It's a car washing place in a sleeply little German town. You sit there and watch half naked women or men foam up your car. Um...


I don't know -- if that's soap, then blecch, and if it's whipped cream, then I'm just going to have to pay to clean it again anyway.

Anyone recall Cool Hand Luke? Big Grin
 
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I think theres an erotic hair salon somewhere in Sweden...


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It was linking to a site selling this. though now I guess they're not.






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ROFL!


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Oh I wish I hadn't clicked on that link...





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I always thought that as robotic technology improves you could easily start a brothel with those animatronic sex dolls. Selling sex with inanimate objects turns out to be legal in Canada to the best of my knowledge.

Canada's First Legal Brothel.
Cybersexland*

*All doll parts sterilized to operating room standards for you pleasure.


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I always thought that as robotic technology improves you could easily start a brothel with those animatronic sex dolls. Selling sex with inanimate objects turns out to be legal in Canada to the best of my knowledge.


Just don't try it here.


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Godzilla bukkake movies.

Damn. I thought I'd heard it all.


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This really takes the cake.




He began to think of people in a new light; how everyone's just little more than that frightened, fragile brain stem, surrounded by meat and physics, too terrified to recognize the sum of their parts, insulated in the shells of their skulls and lower-middle-class houses, afraid of change, afraid of decisions, afraid of pain, stuck in traffic, listening to terrible music.
 
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This really takes the cake.


"What's this?" Alaura wondered as she popped a fork full of cole slaw into her mouth. "Yum..Creamy."

She clicked on the link...

and now the rest of the cole slaw will sit, uneaten, forever.




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“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too”
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Urggl. I think I may have to swear off all food, forever, after that, just on principle.


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A conversation with my friend Dan about this book, which sums up my feelings about it rather nicely:

Dan: Well, semen is full of fructose. It's very nutritious for sperm.
Me: Yeah, but that's like saying dirt is very nutritious for worms - or shit is very nutritious for mushrooms. That's great, I'm glad the ecosystem continues to function because of these things, but that doesn't mean I ever want to make a flan out of them.




He began to think of people in a new light; how everyone's just little more than that frightened, fragile brain stem, surrounded by meat and physics, too terrified to recognize the sum of their parts, insulated in the shells of their skulls and lower-middle-class houses, afraid of change, afraid of decisions, afraid of pain, stuck in traffic, listening to terrible music.
 
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I think I may cry now. I'm not sure which recipe was worse...the one for oysters or the bar drinks.


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I was looking through that, and the husband starts freaking out and saying he won't have that on his computer.

I refrain from comment.


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