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Assistant *fwap*er Member |
This isn't really a rant, but more like a WTF??
Someone just called asking if we have taxidermy classes. Why would you call the ARTS conservatory looking for taxidermy classes? ******************************** The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip. ~~ Terry Pratchett |
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is hogging the Comfy Chair Member |
It could be a cultural misunderstanding thing? Taxidermists in the UK are certainly regarded (and regard themselves) as artists, and so this would be a reasonable request here.
Whereas I imagine in the US, you have more hunters seeking to have trophies mounted, etc. That isn't really an issue here. *********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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Assistant *fwap*er Member |
He was local, I think. He didn't have an accent of any sort. I just don't get why he wouldn't look up taxidermy in the phone book instead of Arts.
People are weird though. ******************************** The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip. ~~ Terry Pratchett |
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the colours . . . the colours Member ![]() |
Good luck with that Hive! *** "objective evidence & certitude are doubtless very fine ideals to play with, but where on this moonlit & dream-visited planet are they found?" William James |
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Pirate/Zombie/Hero Member |
For the LAST FUCKING TIME: learn how to communicate via email! Learn how to PAY ATTENTION to what is put in those emails. No, glancing through them does NOT cut it.
And Jesus fucking Christ, you've worked with me for over 2 years, could you PLEASE stop calling me Jennifer??? I've always gone by Jen or Jena; get a fucking clue. |
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is hogging the Comfy Chair Member |
Thanks! I have the major "oh, crap" thing sorted out now - or at least the short-term, get-it-fixed-by-Monday one, so am breathing a bit easier now. *********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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the colours . . . the colours Member ![]() |
That's good. I hope you sort whatever else needs sorting too.
*sends sorting vibes* &&& This post has too many sorts. |
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I think my bosses should do my job. Just once, for a week. Then we can talk again.
Cause they don't have a clue what I do all the time & then they come & make dumb suggestions. And I insist they obviously don't have anything to do - how else could they keep coming up with things that already overworked people could *also* do in their overbooked time? Nurghla. __________________________ You are a Farrier. You enjoy nothing more than seeing a well-fitted hoof. Just because it's an animal doesn't mean it can't have a touch of style. Try this pump; here's a stilletto; my, did you see the calves on that pony? Size 6? Oh, madame, really! Still, there are so many hooves, and so little time, and you often miss out on the fun (and the better meme results.) __________________________ "Truth! Justice! Freedom! ... And a Hard-boiled Egg!" - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch |
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has no member title Member |
*hugs* for Cass.
*thwap* for her bosses. __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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is hogging the Comfy Chair Member |
^^ what BtB said
*more hugs for Cass* *********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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Has no front teeth Member |
*bangs head repeatedly on desk*
SO, my part of the college's catering department has been closed the whole month of July, except for this week. This week we have two executive groups in, one of whom is a new client that we really really need to impress. The Powers That Be are too cheap to open our kitchen and pay a cook, so we are juggling bringing the food over from another location, and doing some of the final tweaking and all the service stuff on our end. Sometimes we are pulling it off by the skin of our teeth, because if one little part runs late over there it throws us off, since I'm driving the delivery van and can't be there to help. So today......well, guess what? In the middle of switching over from breakfast to lunch, this crew of guys show up with a bunch of equipment. They're here to steam and chemically clean the hoods. Along with them they brought the health inspector, who informed us that due to the chemicals being used (which might be in the air) absolutely no food can be handled in the kitchen. At all. Anywhere. No food, can't use the coffeemakers- both groups have gallons of coffee- we were sooooo screwed. We ran around setting up tables in corners where we could work, using the kitchen two buildings over and hauling everything on carts. I am so tired and my legs and feet hurt hurt hurt. But here's the kicker.... there are at least 8 weeks this summer when we have had -no- business there. None. Eight weeks free and clear for this kind of work. SO WHO THE FUCK DECIDED IT HAD TO BE DONE TODAY?!?!? The problem with pulling rabbits out of your hat is that they just keep expecting more rabbits. sigh ______________________ Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e. ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit! |
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is hogging the Comfy Chair Member |
*kicks whichever moron scheduled a way to fuckup BeeZee's workday*
*sends carrots for all the rabbits BeeZee is pulling out of her hat* *********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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Assistant *fwap*er Member |
*hugs for Beezer*
******************************** The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip. ~~ Terry Pratchett |
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Poster of the year, 2007 Member ![]() |
Oi Veh. Beez, that's nuts.
*hugs* ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member ![]() |
I want to be Beez's boss. Sounds like a job where you don't need to think.
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and the Case of the Rotting Seafood Platter Member |
geez, that's stupid. ::hugs Beezer::
------ "Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying 'yes' begins things. Saying 'yes' is how things grow. Saying 'yes' leads to knowledge." ~Stephen Colbert |
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I think I will frame that sentence & hang it on my office door, & every wall of the room. I read it to both my colleagues in the same office & we all agreed it sums up our situation nicely. Well said. Beezee. And I hope there will be no need for rabbits in the near future. __________________________ You are a Farrier. You enjoy nothing more than seeing a well-fitted hoof. Just because it's an animal doesn't mean it can't have a touch of style. Try this pump; here's a stilletto; my, did you see the calves on that pony? Size 6? Oh, madame, really! Still, there are so many hooves, and so little time, and you often miss out on the fun (and the better meme results.) __________________________ "Truth! Justice! Freedom! ... And a Hard-boiled Egg!" - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch |
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has a partial eclipse of the heart Member |
our hygienist has spent all day being rude to everyone and bitching about her patients while said patients are within earshot...she's had a chat with the office manager, and apparently the reason for her unacceptable behaviour is because she thinks it's unfair that she doesn't get paid for vacation & sick days, even though she only works here 1 day and a half a week.
I'm just mystified. absolutely blown-over. these people are driving me INSANE!!! -Captain Silky, Queen of the Heartless Bitches YAHR! (by popular demand) |
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Tori lookalike contest winner, 2001 Member |
:: hugs Silk ::
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Assistant *fwap*er Member |
*hugs Silky*
Let's get your co-worker together with my idiot co-worker. They can work there and you and I can work here. ******************************** The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip. ~~ Terry Pratchett |
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