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DK BOP Member  |
Ahem, ow ow ow owie ow ow ow ouch, I'm so glad I don't have to do anything again until monday.
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member  |
seriously.
how much of an ass can you be when you obviously know nothing! stop fucking up my department! muppet! High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member  |
I don't want to be here....
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Administrator Member  |
*hugs matt*
the sooner you get the frell out of there the better. ~~good job head hunted vibes~~ heading your way. ~ You are an Accomptant. You keep track of the King's accounts, which is a fairly simplish job: his current holdings is always A LOT, and his expected revenue is always MORE. 'Sgood ta be da King. As long as there isn't a peasant uprising, you're likely to keep your head. Also, you're the only one in the office who knows how to use an abbacus. (Or multiply.) (Or add.) I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member |
*fumes*
For three fucking months you've been teasing me with "maybe" for tuition reimbursement. I should have registered for classes in March. Yesterday you tell me I've been approved for 50% reimbursement because my reivews "encouraged" me to pursue a masters and not "require"?!? You're treating me like a fucking technician trying to get a GED. Three years ago you told me I was on the short talent management list. You gave me a nice retention bonus. I hear all this big talk about finding, developing and maintaining good talent. And you want me to be my boss' replacement in a few years? Fuck you very much. You don't deserve me and I won't be here much longer. |
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Has no front teeth Member  |
*hugs*
Get out. Soon. ______________________ “Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.” ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit! |
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Assistant *fwap*er Member  |
*hugs Matt* You deserve better.
******************************** The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip. ~~ Terry Pratchett |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member |
I fired a warning shot over the bow of my boss this morning.
Let's see if it scares him. He better know I'm unhappy. |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member  |
I got nothing but hugs. *encouraging hugs*
I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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Has no front teeth Member |
Okay now people!
You are all from a big corporation....a -really- big multinational corporation. You are eating and drinking and enjoying the whole thing on the company's dime. I am attentive, I make sure all is good in our little world. FYI- TIPPING IS NOT A CITY IN CHINA! hrmph Carry on ______________________ “Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.” ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit! |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member  |
^^ baby
 How do you think the rich and snooty stay rich and snooty? Be thankful you can rub elbows with them! |
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Has no front teeth Member |
>>>*just absolutely reeks with gratitude*<<<
______________________ “Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.” ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit! |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member |
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little. yellow. different Member  |
IF I GET ONE MORE EMAIL THE INDISCRIMINATE SLAUGHTER IS GOING TO START!!
__________________________________________________________ Oh you young people. It's all tea and muffins and excitement in your world I expect. |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member |
We have a forced shutdown next week. I can either use my limited vacation days or take unpaid leave. This is all automotive downturn related. I understand the plants saving money if they stop making widgets. I don't quite see any savings if I delay R&D activities, but whatever.
So today I hear most of the plants plan to run overtime the next 3 or 4 weekends to catch up from the shutdown. Say wha? Me to upper management: Gump! You're a god damn genius! |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member |
hooray...structured meetings to be able to talk to my team leader. refused one on one so that he'll have to struggle to be coherant and not be condescending. next week shall be so much fun.
High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member  |
[singsong voice]It's math time![/singsong voice]
The store is open 85 hours. The department has to have at least one person in it at all times. Two on weekends. The weekly hours for the month of July have come in and I have 28 hours a week for myself (down from 40) and 56 hours for my team (down from 72). Who can find the biggest problem here? ________________________ Grey is the new black...that has been set out in the sun for a few days. _______________________ http://battyvision.blogspot.com |
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Administrator Member |
yesh!¬
i'm not complaining that my deputy is still responsible for arranging the lunch and break covers! ~ You are an Accomptant. You keep track of the King's accounts, which is a fairly simplish job: his current holdings is always A LOT, and his expected revenue is always MORE. 'Sgood ta be da King. As long as there isn't a peasant uprising, you're likely to keep your head. Also, you're the only one in the office who knows how to use an abbacus. (Or multiply.) (Or add.) I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
Last month i put in the hours. I'm supposed to actually *get paid* by the end of the month. Gah.
~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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Administrator Member |
paid is good!
stoopid boss's! *kicks* ~ You are an Accomptant. You keep track of the King's accounts, which is a fairly simplish job: his current holdings is always A LOT, and his expected revenue is always MORE. 'Sgood ta be da King. As long as there isn't a peasant uprising, you're likely to keep your head. Also, you're the only one in the office who knows how to use an abbacus. (Or multiply.) (Or add.) I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. |
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