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What the fuck does deadline mean to you people?! If the letter you received says that the deadline for pre-registration is July 12, that does not mean you can call me on August 1 to pre-register your child for something!

And the boss is no fucking good, bending the rules and ignoring the deadlines he sets himself. Whe the hell good is setting a deadline for your customers if you ignore it yourself?


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They are being stupid again this year? *hugs*


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Oh, people are always stupid. Must be something in the water.

*hugs back*


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Dear co-worker.

when i come in and complain about a headache and being hungry and otherwise being grumpy, DO NOT try to engage me by pushing the tripe you think is funny on me. it is not. we do not have the same taste, so stop trying.

also, you are not as smart as you think you are.


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okay. so I missed Thursday and Friday to move. I missed yesterday because I had to fly to fucking Houston for a fucking funeral!

I ache all over. my head hurts. I am tired and probably a little jet-lagged. and my boss calls in to say that her boyfriend got into the waterbed and made her fall out of it, so she has a headache and will be late.

what.

the.

FUCKING HELL.

is wrong with this woman?!

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*blinks*

Other than the fact that she is truly an idiot in the Management Skills end of things?


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and a lazy, self-absorbed bitch. don't forget that part.

I mean, I know I missed three days of work, but for good reason, and planned in advance when possible. this is ridiculous! "I have a headache, so I'll be late"? where the fuck in the known universe is that a legitimate excuse for someone not suffering from migraines to be late for work?


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no where, thats where.
also, waterbed? wow...


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yeah...I'm really really hoping that she doesn't go into a chipper recounting of the whole sordid mess when she finally shows like she usually does.

two hours late already, btw. *sigh*


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for the record: she ended up being three hours late yesterday and an hour late today.


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Useless fucking co-worker. USELESS FUCKING COWORKER! Leaves work for "lunch" and doesn't come back for two hours.


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They hired that new fucker on as a Senior Staff Chemist? Every God damned person they've hired since me has started higher. They wow you with an inflated resume, but haven't proven a damn thing. You've been burned, what, three or four times? You hire these idiots who can't handle the heat and they quit or get fired a year later. I've been here for over 5 years and delivered every fucking time. You've dangled that carrot in front of me for 3 years, promising me a promotion. You want me to be your heir. Go to hell.

I need to sell my house.


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gah, you need a new job, definitely.

*hug*


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that sucks matt Frown
 
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hello?

hi.


yeah, thats me. from waaaaaay over here. far away from everyone i ever talk to.

so, uh, what'd i do?
why'd i get stuck back in this corner? and you know, saying that "we couldn't put you there because that area has a high noise level already" is retarded. you moved one person out of that area.
you couldn't have possibly split the group up a little more and put like two here, 3 there or something.
no, you kept 4 together and moved one.
me.
why me?
i'm always here on time. i'm always awake and polite and cheerful on calls. i drop whatever i'm doing and take calls and don't put people on hold for random shit or anything.
i get commended from my coworkers for my polite tone and professional calls.
and i got stuck in the back corner.
fuck you.


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maybe they didn't want the others' bad habits to rub off on you?


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My last day of work today.

Me = please don't die.

*sighs*


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*hugs Mythos*

just keep remembering it is the LAST day! Smile


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quote:
Originally posted by Mythos:
My last day of work today.

Me = please don't die.

*sighs*


Well it would be kind of dumb to die now!


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If you're going to fire someone, you have to actually fire them.

Or, rather, if you're not going to have someone return after a summer off, you have to let them know they are no longer working here.

I just had a music teacher call and ask if I could schedule his students on Wednesdays this year. All of his students that plan on returning are already registered and scheduled with another teacher because I have been told that he was no longer teaching here. And I was told that all of the teachers that are no longer teaching here have been informed of this.

What the fuck?


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