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For some reason, we just bought a new piece of equipment from Japan.
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Although design and manufacture of equipment are performed in consideration fo safety by Yoshikawa, it is on a function. Prevention of a risk (potential danger) of not being avoided sake <safety device> <safe cover> It has attached.
Well, that sounds important. Tell us more!
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Power transfer system (Various gears, V belt pulley, chain sprocket Coupling etc. prepares a <safety cover> or contains it in housing. Although it is, since many is thought, the opening-and-closing frequency is described above in principle. The interlock is not attached.

Fantastic! This will be fun to install and operate!


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The machine comes with sake in case of emergencies? That sounds more useful than most fail-safe measures.


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quote:
Originally posted by Big Flinchy!:
For some reason, we just bought a new piece of equipment from Japan.
quote:
Although design and manufacture of equipment are performed in consideration fo safety by Yoshikawa, it is on a function. Prevention of a risk (potential danger) of not being avoided sake <safety device> <safe cover> It has attached.
Well, that sounds important. Tell us more!
quote:
Power transfer system (Various gears, V belt pulley, chain sprocket Coupling etc. prepares a <safety cover> or contains it in housing. Although it is, since many is thought, the opening-and-closing frequency is described above in principle. The interlock is not attached.

Fantastic! This will be fun to install and operate!


Does this sake dispensing device have anything to do with diode pumped laser systems or evaporative cooling / mass separation equipment?(Reminds me of wording in a some patents I once translated.


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OMG today was my first day back to work after a week off. (my boss started her vacation yesterday) I was to start at 11 for a closing shift. instead I get called in at 8am because -- SOMEONE BROKE IN FROM THE ROOF AND TRIED TO OPEN THE SAFE. It's a library, how much money did they think they would find here?


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Gah FED EX you bunch of inept cocksucking wankers!

You took a week to pick up a shipment, and then when I call today to ask what the fuck is going on, you tell me nothing has been scheduled and while I spend 2 hours on hold on the phone to you the stuff bloodywell gets picked up WTF!!??
 
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Originally posted by library lady:
OMG today was my first day back to work after a week off. (my boss started her vacation yesterday) I was to start at 11 for a closing shift. instead I get called in at 8am because -- SOMEONE BROKE IN FROM THE ROOF AND TRIED TO OPEN THE SAFE. It's a library, how much money did they think they would find here?


Hey those library fines add up!
 
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To a very senior colleague:

Dude, thank you.


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Buggrit.


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Millenium, hand and shrimp?

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Since last year:
  • Executive VP of Manufacturing: Fired
  • Executive VP of QA: Retired
  • VP of Logistics: Fired
  • VP of QA: Fired
  • Director of QA: Retired
  • Assistant Director of Manufacturing: Resigned
  • Director of Quality Control: Fired
  • VP of Regulatory Affairs: Fired (Friday)
  • Director of Manufacturing: Fired
  • Director of TS: Moved under new Director of Manufacturing Support - yes, a director reporting to a director
  • Director of Engineering: on FMLA for two months, announced in department meeting last week.


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    Fuck you consultant you fucking twat you just made a workmates rip into me about her frustrations and now I'm so upset I can't work. Just when I thought things at work are going better apparently one staff member is poisoning everyone else about the new boss what a cluster fuck
     
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    RARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
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    quote:
    Originally posted by Big Flinchy!:
    quote:
    Originally posted by Big Flinchy!:
    Since last year:
  • Executive VP of Manufacturing: Fired
  • Executive VP of QA: Retired
  • VP of Logistics: Fired
  • VP of QA: Fired
  • Director of QA: Retired
  • Assistant Director of Manufacturing: Resigned
  • Director of Quality Control: Fired
  • VP of Regulatory Affairs: Fired (Friday)
  • Director of Manufacturing: Fired
  • Director of TS: Moved under new Director of Manufacturing Support - yes, a director reporting to a director
  • Director of Engineering: on FMLA for two months, announced in department meeting last week.

  • Director of Engineering's FMLA extended to August, and he is not taking anyone's calls.
  • VP of Engineering is, of 30 minutes ago, "no longer with the company"


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    ^^ works for the Bureau of Useless Upper Management
     
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    Currently about 70% of the team I work in is actually vacancies.

    The upside is that it allows us to refer to ourselves as the zombie team...
     
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    RARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    After today, I wish they were zombies so I could shoot them. Mad
     
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    quote:
    Originally posted by Big Flinchy!:
    quote:
    Originally posted by Big Flinchy!:
    quote:
    Originally posted by Big Flinchy!:
    Since last year:
  • Executive VP of Manufacturing: Fired
  • Executive VP of QA: Retired
  • VP of Logistics: Fired
  • VP of QA: Fired
  • Director of QA: Retired
  • Assistant Director of Manufacturing: Resigned
  • Director of Quality Control: Fired
  • VP of Regulatory Affairs: Fired (Friday)
  • Director of Manufacturing: Fired
  • Director of TS: Moved under new Director of Manufacturing Support - yes, a director reporting to a director
  • Director of Engineering: on FMLA for two months, announced in department meeting last week.

  • Director of Engineering's FMLA extended to August, and he is not taking anyone's calls.
  • VP of Engineering is, of 30 minutes ago, "no longer with the company"

  • VP of QA: Resigned, last day is Friday
  • Director of Engineering: Officially not returning to old position

    We're recycling empty positions now!


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    Apparently, to save on overhead, we've gotten rid of our CFO.
    Cause who need the money guy when you're trying to save money, right? Roll Eyes
     
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    So, my boss is quitting. And she's giving us less than two weeks notice. No one knows what's going to happen next, and I'm a little nail-bitey about it.

    If I stay and am promoted, I'll have to work directly for a CIO who has driven away an ENTIRE IT Department. If I stay and I'm not promoted, it might actually be worse, because I don't think the other librarian should sheild me from that CIO at all, and she's kind of flighty and a pain in the butt.

    Old boss may still hire me away, but I might have to just jump and work as a temp with her for a while before getting hired on as a perminant employee. That firm likes to have people temp for a while first to see if they are a good fit.

    Change, man. It's coming.


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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

    *takes breath*

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.


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