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needs a blanket very badly. The better to "yahr" you. Member  |
oh, really. like, with a lazo? the (rare) occasions in which i almost convince myself someone's interested in me, it turns out they're just fooling around and have no intention to move on to the practice. i'm wondering if i have some repellant of sorts on me.  "If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately? I obey the Alaura High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement      Add people, develop industrialization or improve transport at Alindaville! |
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There is no custom member title here. Member  |
Nah. Go to a club where people dance. When you see a guy who's cute and unattached, pounce on him and make with the suggestive dancing.
If he dosen't get the hint, get more blatent. It should work. Of course, some guys just don't take hints due to past bad experiances. I'd ASSUME a girl grabbing you and putting her on her lap means i should kiss her, but i've been burned before so i didn't. Anyway if you get one of those guys move on to the next guy! |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
But... but...
Last time i went to a club, most of the guys were *children* i mean.... Euh... what was i saying again? ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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Gosh i'm old. ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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Yes, well men are at their sexual prime between the ages of 18-20 aren't they? They may be young, but.......
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This DOES actually mean "kiss me" It's rather unfortunate that so many guys have been burned so badly that us girls have to be so obvious only to be horribly misunderstood. |
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will not Ling Ling you, not ever Member  |
Hmmm, I think that a majority of guys in this situation are just plain clueless. That or nervous out of a lack of self esteem. I know I was a looser like that in high school. That's not to say that there aren't girls out there who play their own predatory games to see how many guys they can attract and put down... ********************* And I'm better built to boot! ~Ranma |
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18-20? I can personally attest to the fire not going away in your mid 20's. Then again I've a super-charged insatiable libido from hell. Wait, I mean, I don't care about sex, yes that's it. ********************* And I'm better built to boot! ~Ranma |
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*note*
still can't spell |
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speeling is for teh loosers
********************* And I'm better built to boot! ~Ranma |
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working on his degree in brapping Member  |
*sigh* i've wasted my life. _______________________________________ WARNING: the preceding message is not to be taken personally. Keep away from children. *** Inactivist of the Radical Status Quo |
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No, no, no!! I said PRIME. Geez guys, don't take things so literal. It only means well, maybe marathon type-thingy....
*runs away blushing* |
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*hands Cobalt a brosure on male impotense*
don't worry man, life isn't over yet...I guess.... ********************* And I'm better built to boot! ~Ranma |
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Wait a sec...no one mentioned impotence...
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meh, it might as well be. pass the saltpeter, please. _______________________________________ WARNING: the preceding message is not to be taken personally. Keep away from children. *** Inactivist of the Radical Status Quo |
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*doesn't like where this conversation is going AT ALL*
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clueless? *raises hand* Yup, defintely clueless. been told before that I'm a good flirt, but don't know when I was successful - one girl actually asked me if I was ever going to ask her out. I didn't. **** Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves. Henry David Thoreau **** |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member  |
marathon... *looks at thread title* oh, right. *doesn't care* High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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Yep! Been burnt before, bad, so even when something obvious happens I have to be REALLY drunk to take advantage of it.
And half the time when I do i get told by a friend of the girl that she's not interested, so its pointless anyway. When I am REALLY drunk and get to the make-out stage, it never gets beyond that 'cause a. got no idea what to do and b. can't invite them to my place since i live with my parents! Also, i've been burnt BAD. Probably the only way to handle guys like me is how Caroline did it: "You need to come back to my place and have sex now". Thats kinda... unmistakable. Then drag them back to your place and put on PJ Harvey |
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