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always wears a tie - just not around his neck Member  |
Because I am the usual horn dog, I am conducting a sex survey for my own perverse intrest
 .This is about penetrating sex only and in generalised forms, be free to mention specifics in discussion. Head of internal security of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Catnip Master in the order of the Pineapple. |
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none more black Member  |
I'll pick option b.
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has no member title Member  |
This is as good a place as any.
Question: Girls, how do you keep the bed from bouncing like a trampoline when you're on top? It feels like a circus performance. More than a decade and I still haven't worked out the bouncy bed problem. __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member  |
Lots of memory foam and some monkey bars?
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was not written by a man named "Cougar" Member  |
We ended up taking the bed off of the frame and just putting the boxspring and the top mattress right on the floor. Cuts down on noise, too.  ---------------- There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. "What does it mean?" I asked. "A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. |
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Has no front teeth Member  |
Or take it to the nth degree and get a waterbed.
Everything else will seem -really- calm and un-bouncy  ______________________ Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e. ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit! |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member |
Just smack the waterbed and lay there! Hrm... |
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Don't. Blink. Member  |
*always hated sex on waterbeds as she gets seasick*
------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member  |
That sounds like fun, actually.
amen, sista. Oh and, google "bondage chair" but not at work, k? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer.  blog or not |
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Has no front teeth Member |
Oh look, you can buy them on Amazon.
______________________ Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e. ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit! |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member |
I think a dentist's chair would be a better bondage chair. More positions and a place to spit.
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Don't. Blink. Member |
The place to spit did me in. Now I can't stop giggling. ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member |
this makes me giggle, a lot. because i could just hear a dead pan voice out of you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer. blog or not |
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Don't. Blink. Member |
and begs the question - what CAN'T you buy on Amazon? ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Rain forest.
................................................... There's more to life than books, you know, but not much more. |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
I have seriously considered that option, but it cuts down on the, uh...well, it's hard to be bent over a bed if the bed's on the floor. and I'm going with MEAT! on this one, cuz doesn't that cover all my choices here? ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Amazing.
I never even knew bondage chairs existed, & yet you can even buy inflatable ones! (Not that I know what the point would be, though.) Learn something new every day. __________________________ You are a Farrier. You enjoy nothing more than seeing a well-fitted hoof. Just because it's an animal doesn't mean it can't have a touch of style. Try this pump; here's a stilletto; my, did you see the calves on that pony? Size 6? Oh, madame, really! Still, there are so many hooves, and so little time, and you often miss out on the fun (and the better meme results.) __________________________ "Truth! Justice! Freedom! ... And a Hard-boiled Egg!" - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch |
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always wears a tie - just not around his neck Member |
Seems my favorite position is ahead in the polls, I caveat this by saying that I prefer the spoon variant of the penetrate from behind position, doggie style is to hard on the knees.
Head of internal security of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Catnip Master in the order of the Pineapple. |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member  |
Ava - that's the line that did me in, too! I knew it was a bad idea to venture into this thread... I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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