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I notice that nobody seems to be a fan of standing. Big Grin


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Quite a few of these, but not the standing one -- not because I don't like it, but because I never really did it.


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I think that the standing position is good in the shower. Although if the receiver is shorter than the giver then they may have to stand dangerously on the rim of the tub. Just sayin.
 
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Standing takes far too much concentration and balance.


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I just have bad knees...I guess I'd prefer to be on them then using them to support myself. Razz


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Standing is best in a swimming pool.. the boyancy helps wih the balancing and muscle stress.. only you best not to wear a condom as the chlorine will melt it into a bigger problem than just getting pregnant...


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o.0

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Well, see the problem is that not only is the poll skewed towards typically hetro female preferences, should a male answer A or B, it will result in a data point opposite to the question's intended query.

And there's no option for my brother's favorite: "Any more than 30 seconds is just pleasing her."


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And there's no option for my brother's favorite: "Any more than 30 seconds is just pleasing her."



OMG! BWAH! Your brother is a BAD man.

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And there's no option for my brother's favorite: "Any more than 30 seconds is just pleasing her."



OMG! BWAH! You're brother is a BAD man.


and likely doesn't get laid anymore.


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I suppose "all of the above". Depends on what mood i'm in. Though when i'm on top, i find it harder to reach an orgasm somehow. Lotus is still my *friend*. Depending on the guy, mare can also be good. Too hefty for a big bloke though, i find. So if it's about the orgasm it'll have to be guy on top, and (again depending) Lotus.
I prefer kitchen tables/sinks/stuff to sit on above standing: as i'm short and Dutch guys are notoriously tall. (and i love sex on the table. Just so you know)
Shower: i can't manage sex in the shower! I get lubrication-problems. Same with baths Frown
From behind (vaginal) depends on the guy in question. Can be a bit hefty, depending.
(I'm hardly a wardrobe. So some positions require breathing excercises, and i do them only rarely)
Bouncey bed: maybe tell your man to work with you? To cut down on noise i usually move back to front when i'm on top, rather than bounce. Or I lean on him (chest to chest) and use my hips to move up and down and use muscle-control to get enough stimulus going. However, i've found if the guy's just lying there, instead of using his hips: that doesn't work. Grab his shoulders and move diagonally
At any rate avoid the cowgirl, as that one -for me- leads to maximum bounce.


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I like her on top the best, though if I'm on top and her legs are over my shoulders, then fun fun times.


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Well, see the problem is that not only is the poll skewed towards typically hetro female preferences, should a male answer A or B, it will result in a data point opposite to the question's intended query.


Actually I worded it to include a deal more, first its penetrating sex, so receiver is the penetrated, male to male is included and girl to girl if strap on is being used, so at least in my mind it is a valid polling Big Grin


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And there's no option for my brother's favorite: "Any more than 30 seconds is just pleasing her."


OMG! BWAH! Your brother is a BAD man.


that or he's exceedingly generous considering his personal limitations....

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Originally posted by Punkyfins:
I prefer kitchen tables/sinks/stuff to sit on above standing: as i'm short and Dutch guys are notoriously tall. (and i love sex on the table. Just so you know)


okay, the husband is only maybe two inches taller than me. he is teh shortness! so this is hard for me also. I end up on my tiptoes if we do it his way (from behind), and I hate that (or, rather, my calves hate that after about ten minutes), and there's no room anywhere for me to sit on tables/counters/suchlike. (small apartment makes for less inventive sex.)

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From behind (vaginal) depends on the guy in question. Can be a bit hefty, depending.


I like this, but I require additional stimulation...which means I'll want to change positions before the fat lady sings. so I also usually end up on the bottom for practical reasons which have nothing to do with the other reasons I like bottoming.

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At any rate avoid the cowgirl, as that one -for me- leads to maximum bounce.


I have a bitch of a time balancing myself this way. my knees don't quite reach the bed (either because I'm height-challenged or because there's a slightly oversized stomach in my way...or both, actually). so I pretty much always lean forward to some degree, and the bed still ends up about six inches out of place on at least two sides. *shrug*


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well - yeah - as a bigger girl many of these change for me. I like it from behind because I get maximum depth and tummy doesn't get in the way. Of course additional stimulation is required. Though different methods of from behind are good - depending on the guy's (or girl's) ability and size. I also like to be on bottom with my legs over his/her shoulders. I do enjoy being on top but not for very long. I cannot even DO Lotus. (size issues get in the way.) Same goes for astride.
Now as a penetrator - I really love having a woman on top. Seriously. There is something super sexy about it. I also like to stand with her on something - a bed, a table, whatever. With her bent over it or on her back with her legs against my chest.
If I am penetrating a boy - well I like him on his knees. On his back is OK but less fun.


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This thread is saucier than a Parisian bistro during the dinner rush.


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Ava: I also like to be on bottom with my legs over his/her shoulders.

Oh yes, sister, preach it! And if you have ever done that with a vibrator(silver bullet) held on your clitoris,woo hoo! Yee haw! (Etc.)
 
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I really should stop browing this thread...

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