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... to say during sex. Could be something you actually said, or just something you made up.
'I... love the way you... cook?'
'Did I leave the gas on?'
'Is it in yet?'
 
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"When I regained consciousness ..."

....

Although ... Wink


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thunder...thuuuunder...thundercats HO!

(I lived under constant threat of this for the first year or so of my marriage. somebody thought it was funny. *glares in that somebody's general direction*)


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Ahem.

"Flacid!!!!"

Just because I found it so damn funny. And he never did.

Thank you.


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(this actually happened to me - please keep in mind that he thought it was clear that he was joking)

during the kissing/fondling/removing clothes pre-shag he kept looking at the clock, so I asked if he had an appointment or something and he said "No, it's almost time for The A-Team"

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'Hurrr I did a bummin' - she said it, not me.
 
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"So THAT's Duprey!"

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one from a friend

"oh, bite me, bite me! ... not there, obviously!"



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"Oh, oh George. I mean Mary! Mary!! Slip of tongue, that's all."


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I like it maybe 63 percent!
 
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This may be a bit serious and technically it was before, and by that I mean 'before it consequently didn't happen.'

The thing that did for my last (only) relationship:

'I love you'

'You shouldn't'


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Oh you young people. It's all tea and muffins and excitement in your world I expect.
 
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Ouch.
 
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that makes me sad Frown


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On a lighter note, tits. Wahey!
 
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*hugs Psi*


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Thanks for all the sympathy/hugs! But I didn't mean to derail this so thoroughly, sorry!


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Oh you young people. It's all tea and muffins and excitement in your world I expect.
 
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well, I never /said/ anything, but there were those times I'd start planning thenext day's schedule...


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"Yes! Fuck me, Pat Sajak!"

Then again, maybe that's the right thing to say. It once won my friend a bet. She ended up marrying her partner during the incident, too.


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She ended up marrying her partner during the incident, too.


Was the vicar hiding in the wardrobe? Wink



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Originally posted by CancerDusk:
"Yes! Fuck me, Pat Sajak!"

Then again, maybe that's the right thing to say. It once won my friend a bet. She ended up marrying her partner during the incident, too.


that is awesomesauce. can I steal it?


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I quoted Ross Noble once: 'Show me... show me... SHOW ME WHERE YOUR MOTHER LIVES!'
 
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