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... to say during sex. Could be something you actually said, or just something you made up. 'I... love the way you... cook?' 'Did I leave the gas on?' 'Is it in yet?' | ||
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"When I regained consciousness ..." .... Although ... ![]() ______________________________ You can't take the sky from me. | |||
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has been eaten by a grue. Member ![]() |
thunder...thuuuunder...thundercats HO! (I lived under constant threat of this for the first year or so of my marriage. somebody thought it was funny. *glares in that somebody's general direction*) ~ fLame Woosh ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation | |||
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Ahem. "Flacid!!!!" Just because I found it so damn funny. And he never did. Thank you. ******************** "Don't be surprised if your son gets his butt kicked by a rabbit one of these days." -Zoe to her mother in Baby Blues | |||
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(this actually happened to me - please keep in mind that he thought it was clear that he was joking) during the kissing/fondling/removing clothes pre-shag he kept looking at the clock, so I asked if he had an appointment or something and he said "No, it's almost time for The A-Team" ![]() Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive | |||
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'Hurrr I did a bummin' - she said it, not me. | |||
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"So THAT's Duprey!" ![]() ______________________________ You can't take the sky from me. | |||
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Dane Cook's Final Horcrux Member ![]() |
one from a friend "oh, bite me, bite me! ... not there, obviously!" ____________________________________________________ I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com | |||
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"Oh, oh George. I mean Mary! Mary!! Slip of tongue, that's all." __ I like it maybe 63 percent! | |||
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This may be a bit serious and technically it was before, and by that I mean 'before it consequently didn't happen.' The thing that did for my last (only) relationship: 'I love you' 'You shouldn't' __________________________________________________________ Oh you young people. It's all tea and muffins and excitement in your world I expect. | |||
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Ouch. | |||
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is tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane Member ![]() |
that makes me sad ![]() High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. -scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav -Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella -The key thing to remember about historians is that we are entirely capable of being objective, empirical and batshit crazy. ~ Dr. Marvinmarymac | |||
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On a lighter note, tits. Wahey! | |||
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is currently hovering somewhere near Saturn Member ![]() |
*hugs Psi* Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon blog: http://limertillysfoodporn.wordpress.com/ My sister's band, what I am very very proud of: www.bit.ly/toodar | |||
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Thanks for all the sympathy/hugs! But I didn't mean to derail this so thoroughly, sorry! __________________________________________________________ Oh you young people. It's all tea and muffins and excitement in your world I expect. | |||
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well, I never /said/ anything, but there were those times I'd start planning thenext day's schedule... ~*~ You are a Journeyman. You're perfecting your trade as you move around, packing and unpacking, town to town, up and down the dial. You're more traveled and therefore wiser than most, and you can entertain provincial townsfolk with stories about distant towns and strange customs. Maybe one day you'll settle down, but for now, don't stop -- Royko's Riveting Ren Fair Booth of Obsolete Job Descriptions | |||
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should only be taken in the dosage prescribed by your physician Member ![]() |
"Yes! Fuck me, Pat Sajak!" Then again, maybe that's the right thing to say. It once won my friend a bet. She ended up marrying her partner during the incident, too. ------ "Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying 'yes' begins things. Saying 'yes' is how things grow. Saying 'yes' leads to knowledge." ~Stephen Colbert | |||
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Was the vicar hiding in the wardrobe? ![]() ____________________________________________________ I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com | |||
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has been eaten by a grue. Member ![]() |
that is awesomesauce. can I steal it? ~ fLame Woosh ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation | |||
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I quoted Ross Noble once: 'Show me... show me... SHOW ME WHERE YOUR MOTHER LIVES!' | |||
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