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Weirdy American Tart Thing Member ![]() |
*snerk* Thanks for that BeeZee, now I need mindbleach. Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive | |||
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aka Fiona Banks Member ![]() |
You can have mine, the bleach doesn't work any more. On a related note, anyone got any mind acid. Wining means winning over the discord in yourself. Those who have a warped mind, a mind of discord, have been defeated from the beginning ~Morihei Ueshiba | |||
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I thought it would be funny if I yelled out my room mate's name during sex with a girl when him (room mate) and I first moved in together. The result went something like this, me- OHHHHHHHHH ERRRRRRRRRRRRIC! her- ummm...what?? me- shush! her- HAHAHAHA! *door bursts open* Eric- what's wrong? you ok?! me- oh nothing sweety, just thinking of you eric- errrr...maybe us sharing an apartment wasn't such a good idea, you're weird me- shush! her- ummm this is just wrong eric- ummmm...i'm gonna close the door now her- yeah, could you? me- no, no, come join you manly beast *door closes* eric (from down the hall)- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD! i thought it was funny, it could explain why the girl and i didn't stay together for much longer after that though -not back with a vengeance, more like a dull thud followed by a scared wave- | |||
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the Penitent Member ![]() |
"Maybe we'll skip dessert next time..." (what? ~Wait-- where are you going??) | |||
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member ![]() |
"quick, name an animal for each letter of the alphabet!" Right before an orgasm. My husband is a bastard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Has Been Assimilated. blog or not | |||
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member ![]() |
I know what he sounds like WHEN he say it and... You know what's scary? Matthew and my husband plotting against me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Has Been Assimilated. blog or not | |||
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member ![]() |
![]() Also and on a totally unrelated note, here is another wrong thing to say: "You'd better have a very short refractory period." ______________________________ You can't take the sky from me. | |||
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Did something right Member ![]() |
I LOVE YOU MOMMY!!!! (Slightly related note: I have been banned from changing my screen name to Big Daddy.) ---- My baby is cuter than your baby! | |||
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member ![]() |
Good. Thank you, Jocelyn. ______________________________ You can't take the sky from me. | |||
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Smartest woman in the world. Member ![]() |
You're very welcome. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Parenthetical enthusiast. | |||
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member ![]() |
Like I'd forget? And I'm totally not buying it was just once. YOU'RE BOTH BASTARDS!!! (i mean that in the most loving way possible) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Has Been Assimilated. blog or not | |||
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member ![]() |
RING THE BELL! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Has Been Assimilated. blog or not | |||
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*Special Achievement Award Winner 2010* shines on like the stars Member ![]() |
Wasn’t there an old joke that at that special time the woman comments, “Beige, I think we should paint the ceiling beige.” +++ Life is too short to read a bad book. | |||
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enlightened website user Member ![]() |
Have you talked to your sister lately? (not his real name) | |||
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