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Weirdy American Tart Thing
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*snerk* Thanks for that BeeZee, now I need mindbleach.



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You can have mine, the bleach doesn't work any more.
On a related note, anyone got any mind acid.


Wining means winning over the discord in yourself. Those who have a warped mind, a mind of discord, have been defeated from the beginning
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I thought it would be funny if I yelled out my room mate's name during sex with a girl when him (room mate) and I first moved in together. The result went something like this,

me- OHHHHHHHHH ERRRRRRRRRRRRIC!

her- ummm...what??

me- shush!

her- HAHAHAHA!

*door bursts open*

Eric- what's wrong? you ok?!

me- oh nothing sweety, just thinking of you

eric- errrr...maybe us sharing an apartment wasn't such a good idea, you're weird

me- shush!

her- ummm this is just wrong

eric- ummmm...i'm gonna close the door now

her- yeah, could you?

me- no, no, come join you manly beast

*door closes*

eric (from down the hall)- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD!

i thought it was funny, it could explain why the girl and i didn't stay together for much longer after that though



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"Maybe we'll skip dessert next time..."

(what? ~Wait-- where are you going??)
 
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"quick, name an animal for each letter of the alphabet!" Right before an orgasm. My husband is a bastard.


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quote:
Originally posted by Maeve:
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Originally posted by Mythos:
"Un-LIMITED POWER!"


What's totally creepifying is that I know what you sound like.


I know what he sounds like WHEN he say it and... You know what's scary? Matthew and my husband plotting against me.


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Big Grin It was just that one time. I thought you would have forgotten.

Also and on a totally unrelated note, here is another wrong thing to say:

"You'd better have a very short refractory period."


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I LOVE YOU MOMMY!!!!

(Slightly related note: I have been banned from changing my screen name to Big Daddy.)


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Originally posted by Big Flinchy!:
(Slightly related note: I have been banned from changing my screen name to Big Daddy.)


Good. Thank you, Jocelyn.


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You're very welcome.


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Big Grin It was just that one time. I thought you would have forgotten.


Like I'd forget? And I'm totally not buying it was just once. YOU'RE BOTH BASTARDS!!! (i mean that in the most loving way possible)


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RING THE BELL!


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Wasn’t there an old joke that at that special time the woman comments, “Beige, I think we should paint the ceiling beige.”


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Have you talked to your sister lately?


(not his real name)
 
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