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war, death, necro ducks Member  |
Given the extraordinary appeal of the "101 uses for the Lost Girl`s Avatar" I thought I`d borrow a theme from the 16th century collection of Arabic tales known as "The Arabian Nights". In a unique variation , the Lost Girl has to give us each day a reason why she ought not to be spanked that evening
 This can be a story ( Even an amusing one culled from the news ), a poem or a link that will amuse World`s Enders and save Alinda from the sole of the dreaded bunny slippers (The armour plated ones nicked from Silly Punk`s wardrobe yesterday)....Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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Shoggoth's Most Peculiar Member  |
Doesn't this rely on her not wanting to be spanked?
She is Italian you know. |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
I think she`s a Filipina really. She just wraps herself in the Italian flag `cos she hasn`t done her laundry for a fortnight and Berlusconi won`t let her have a late night talk spot on one of his networks...
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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needs a blanket very badly. The better to "yahr" you. Member  |
what on earth is THIS?!
 ETA - half filipina. not that this changes in any way the spanking business. not spanking business. you got the gist. "If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately? I obey the Alaura High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement      Add people, develop industrialization or improve transport at Alindaville! |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
You only get spanked if you say something dull. We figured, since the Lost Girl is such a repository of wit and girlish charm the Bunny slipper need never be used.
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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needs a blanket very badly. The better to "yahr" you. Member |
now i am worried.
*drops in her home-made kitten costume and trails away nonchalantly* "If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately? I obey the Alaura High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement Add people, develop industrialization or improve transport at Alindaville! |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
You have a home made kitten costume??
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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needs a blanket very badly. The better to "yahr" you. Member |
you end up with the oddest things when you have lazy sundays, cardboard and velvet in abbundance...
"If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately? I obey the Alaura High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement Add people, develop industrialization or improve transport at Alindaville! |
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Goofy Beast Member  |
The question is though:
***CENSORED*** or  ? This message has been edited. Last edited by: Thirith & His Enormous Tibia, |
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Administrator Member  |
perhaps more..
 ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. trolls are like pigeons..keep feeding them and they keep coming back and shitting in your street. |
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needs a blanket very badly. The better to "yahr" you. Member |
thirith...
TAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFF TAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFFTAKEITOFF!!!!!!! you know what i'm talking of. and smaug...  precisexactly! "If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately? I obey the Alaura High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement Add people, develop industrialization or improve transport at Alindaville! |
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Goofy Beast Member |
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier.
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needs a blanket very badly. The better to "yahr" you. Member |
very much better
"If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately? I obey the Alaura High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement Add people, develop industrialization or improve transport at Alindaville! |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
Somehow, I just can`t see Alinda as a little white kitten in a polka dot dress. More a fierce leopard with a diamond studded collar and a penchant for throats.
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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needs a blanket very badly. The better to "yahr" you. Member |
but... i do have a polka dot dress!
"If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately? I obey the Alaura High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement Add people, develop industrialization or improve transport at Alindaville! |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
and you look beautiful in it Alinda, but hardly the cutesy kitten type I`d have thought. I picture you as a chica with attitude
 Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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needs a blanket very badly. The better to "yahr" you. Member |
well, what's important is that i managed to distract everyone from the spanking business and that's good.
now, let me check in my wardrobe for that attitude you talk about... "If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately? I obey the Alaura High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement Add people, develop industrialization or improve transport at Alindaville! |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
Me Bad One: I`d completely forgotten this thread.
Me Bad Two: I`ve been too pre-occupied with exams to post.. Me Bad Three: I haven`t kept up with the beautiful Lost Girl even though she`s about to owe me money.. Really no excuse. Mea Culpa. *hands the spanking baton over to Alinda* You`re in charge now dear. Spank who ever you want.  Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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needs a blanket very badly. The better to "yahr" you. Member |
tempting. i should be spanking you for that other thread *growl* but would that be a punishment?
"If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately? I obey the Alaura High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement Add people, develop industrialization or improve transport at Alindaville! |
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Goofy Beast Member |
Spank! Spank! Spankspankspank!
(And anyone who gets the reference will receive a free trip to a one-on-one meeting with Jack Thompson, lawyer and God's soldier extraordinaire.) |
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