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Didn't Mattvid have a list of a thousand and one of these? Or was that a list of euphemisms for vagina?


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Not to be nitpicky, but some of thes earen't euphesims! Razz An euphemism is suppose dot be a more appropiate that can be used with less embarrasment, say, in front of your granny.
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It was a list of masturbation words for guys and gals.


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Not to be nitpicky, but some of thes earen't euphesims! Razz An euphemism is suppose dot be a more appropiate that can be used with less embarrasment, say, in front of your granny.
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Yeah, but dysphemisms are often more fun! (And are often lumped into a less pedantic, more descriptive definition of euphemism, or are indistinguishable from euphemisms due to personal or cultural preference - for example, wikipedia lists "making the beast with two backs" for having sexual intercourse as euphemisms, but to me it sounds way more crass than the technical term.)




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