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Great wyrm of Toronto
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Optimus Prime!
(Actually, most Transformer names)


Megatron too eh? Wink


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Ha, of course!

*ponders poll called 'which transformer does your wang most resemble'*

Razz


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The Biscuitkeeper
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Originally posted by His Noodle Girl:
Ha, of course!

*ponders poll called 'which transformer does your wang most resemble'*

Razz


Ravage. Duh.

*waits for someone to mention Bumblebee*


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Zoological Superweapon.


ego forceps ergo ego forceps


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"Chives?"�
"Yes, m'lud?"�
"Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?"�
"Indeed m'lud. She's marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins."�
"Well, Chives, you'd better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too"�
--- Joe 3Heads
 
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These euphemisms just keep coming.
 
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lives deliberately
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I'll get a towel.


ego forceps ergo ego forceps


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"Chives?"�
"Yes, m'lud?"�
"Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?"�
"Indeed m'lud. She's marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins."�
"Well, Chives, you'd better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too"�
--- Joe 3Heads
 
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The Biscuitkeeper
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Zoological Superweapon.


 Psst...it's biological superweapon 


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You have your euphemisms...I have mine. Razz

Pants gopher.


ego forceps ergo ego forceps


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"Chives?"�
"Yes, m'lud?"�
"Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?"�
"Indeed m'lud. She's marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins."�
"Well, Chives, you'd better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too"�
--- Joe 3Heads
 
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Throbbing dog raper.

*edges slowly away from Twi*

*takes dog with me*


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Originally posted by Hive:
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Originally posted by TwiliteMinotaur:
Throbbing dog raper.

*edges slowly away from Twi*

*takes dog with me*


Big Grin

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Look, the Bloodhound gang has a song just for this thread.


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Originally posted by His Noodle Girl:
Ha, of course!

*ponders poll called 'which transformer does your wang most resemble'*

Razz


Ravage. Duh.

*waits for someone to mention Bumblebee*

Or Unicron.


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Or Unicron.


Haha!

(It is five in the morning and I think this thread should be called "Eupenism Thread".)


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stole the last root beer
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(It is five in the morning and I think this thread should be called "Eupenism Thread".)
Shhhh. time to go to bed.


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What do you mean, go to bed! I just got up!


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*takes noodle girl gently by the shoulders and turns her round, guiding her out*

[soothing] yes, yes... and now you should go back and sleep. rest...


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Today has featured both "Dong" and curtesy of our DM "Creamstick".

*giggles helplessly*


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~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
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Christ7


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Creamstick is muuuuuch better.
*nodnod*

...

*starts giggling again*


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Blog: Room with a view.

~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko

 
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Dane Cook's Final Horcrux
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I don't think we should start talking about the lad's penis - he's at that age where he still thinks it's one of the important bits.



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