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The lesser spambot known as Christ7 was not manufactured with that optional equipment.


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that does explain his obsession with fucking everyone and their mothers...



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*must resist... Domi is being far too quotable!*



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The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive

 
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Lambton Worm!!


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and now I shall embrace the silence.
 
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My name's not Warren!
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Another word for penis - YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!
 
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And it says- NOTHING! Well in your case, that is appropriate.

Oh, I think it's trying to tell us something! What's that? Chrissy's been dropped down the well again? Y'know he spends so much time down there, you'd start to think it's cause he likes it.


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Just to recap

willy
peter
throbbing python of love
manhood
meatstick
Old boy
Todger
John Thomas
God's Arm
One-eyed Trouser Snake
Lightsaber
Pulsating and/or throbbing member
Handy Traveling Companion
Member Thingy
Organically-grown dildo
item<would work in front of grandma? (with accenting, of course/>
wee man
joystick
(from Xaviera Hollander) pink piccolo
Wick
will
love gun
doom banana
Schlong
trouser snake
Pocket rocket
Shinook
swapping the floppy
formatting the stick drive
unloading the hard disk (disk?!? what the hell?)
resetting the dip switch
deleting the cache
creating a new PGP key
a hard reset
Clearing out the ducts
WMD
Twilight Minotaur
Whimsical Bojangles
Purple headed yogurt slinger
Throbbing dog raper
Optimus Prime!
(Actually, most Transformer names)
Megatron
ravage
Zoological Superweapon (Biological Superweapon)
Pants gopher
Unicorn
Dong
Creamstick
Christ 7
Lambton Worm!!

Adding 'Mr. Stiffy'


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The lesser spambot known as Christ7 was not manufactured with that optional equipment.


FUCK YOU. You were born with a cock in your mouth and swallowed it when trying to get your first breath. You have no cock or pussy - you're the walking sexless dead.
 
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*hits the Freud alarm*


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*hits the Freud alarm*


That is such a good response that you should send it to "Psycho Babble Quarterly." I hear they pay too. Just go up to their office, show them what you wrote and they'll throw battery acid in your eyes you sorry fucking slob.
 
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So ... All this happened out of boredom ... And there went go!

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Was that just a covert attempt at spam?



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The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive

 
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All the telltale signs - lone post, misuse of ellipses, lack of sense-making and an inability to form a cohesive link.

Er, I mean 'Welcome, Mikron, have a lead balloon!'


(not his real name)
 
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Originally posted by TwiliteMinotaur:
Throbbing dog raper.

*edges slowly away from Twi*

*takes dog with me*

Hahahahahahahaaa, Hive you cracked me up there! I actually spit on my monitor with that reply.

"Thingy"
"Johnson"
"Doom Banana"- - Oh DAMN-- Noodles beat me to that one!
 
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how about The Spear Of Destiny?



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The girlfriend and I go with "Mr. Happy." Got that from Robin Williams, I think.
 
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Man-handle.
Does that work?


Wining means winning over the discord in yourself. Those who have a warped mind, a mind of discord, have been defeated from the beginning
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From That Scott Guy
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new name for testicles...the joint chiefs of staff


OK not a Euphemism for penis, but it's close.


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that's still my favourite



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