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If men freak out it is only because they are worried you have had someone better than them. If they ask the 'how many...' question then they are wondering where they rate in the grand scheme of things. This is because men are stupid and self obsessed.
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yeah, cos women never ask the 'how many' question, or the 'how good am I' one.
 **************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
Bwah!
I usually just say: "Lie to me if you have to, but just tell me i'm the best lay you've ever had"  Except with a virgin. Then i usually leave out the "lie to me if you have to" bit. ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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Well...I never got the chance to ask because I always had first timers.
To be honest, I would have preferred someone with more experience. __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Isn't it win-win either way? Experienced and they get you off with their experienced wiles, inexperienced and you get to mould them to your own particular desires.
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is imperfectly illuminated Member |
aye.
unless you are both fumbling incompetents. **************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
*laughs* It doesn't work *quite* like that...
Practice practice practice ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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Unfortunately, that's exactly what happened. *sigh* __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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is imperfectly illuminated Member |
it does sometimes! I had a rather nice episode when i was 20 when a 28 year old woman took and taught me... and i've had a boot on the other foot too, and that was sexy too! **************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
You're into boots then...? ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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He's into having only one boot on.
 __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
He's such a kink, that man. ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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Lexis Nexus Member  |
I guess it depends on who's wearing that boot where...
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it's mainly a pet name
**************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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threesome.. other guy looks at my husband and says "how am i suppose to compete with six year of practice?". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer.  blog or not |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member  |
i like boots!
wait...what are you guys talking about? High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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Back away, Silly.
Back--away. ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End FLAME WARS The Dread of Numbers - Sex Wise..
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