"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980

-Natalie
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Not really human, just turns into one on the full moon.

I've totally got deviantARTs.
(and now I sell t-shirts too ! www.cafepress.com/teethinthestars )

"this product made of 100% post-ironic content..."

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"It really is fun to to stick burning objects into various orifices."
"Sorry I haven't been around much, but I am easily distracted by shiny objects."
"WEIRD! WEIRDY-WEIRDO-WEIRD! WEIRDOPOTTAMUS WEIRDOSAUR! HIM! YOU! WEIRD!"-Mr. Furious

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AJGraeme
"You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it."
-Taylor Mali
"Science is the foot that kicks magic square in the nuts."
-Scratch Fury

~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~
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Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil?
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"Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun
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You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing!

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And I'm better built to boot!
~Ranma