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A massage institute just sent me a news item about their new blind masseur.

*drifts off into fantasyland*


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oh, wow. that's nice.


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Verrry nice.




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I'm not sure this thread is a good idea. You all remember Tongster posts here? I don't wanna know...

*shivers*


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I think you already know the answer to that Wink


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Damn that awful Val Kilmer movie. Ruined all blind masseurs for me.


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"Dead lesbian witches! That's totally hot!" -Charlie Sheen, Being John Malkovitch


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Matt, you're a prophet.


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Great, now my nipples are all engorged.


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Guys that make me laugh always do it for me...doesn't matter how good looking they are - i'd pick the funny guy over the handsome one anyday!


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Biting/kissing of necks is the greatest thing ever, plus laughs, I'd follow a girl with a cute laugh to the ends of the universe.
 
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and what defines a cute laugh? I guess it's different for everybody, but someone with an obnoxious laugh can irritate me incredibly fast.

Bean—I would also take funny over handsome, but I go for mischevious funny, not stand-up funny, if you know what I mean. I like the impish sort.


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Babyron chan... anata no yorokobi no tameni, tokuben okurimono o agetai da...

Massaji time.


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*bursts out laughing*

Can we have that...without the rain? (Rain is only sexy in movies!)


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and not loud funny..you know someone who whispers funny things to me (not knock knock jokes etc) Big Grin


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yeah. I dunno. I like it when guys say funny things (and not the knock-knock variety), but I like it more when they're just goofy and silly.


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Finding out that THAT is called 'treasure trail'...

*muses*
 
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Oh yes, that was new for me too. And it's such an appropriate name... for a very nice thing...


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I like those. the husband is far too furry to have one, though. *pout*


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quote:
Originally posted by Babylon the Bride:
*bursts out laughing*

Can we have that...without the rain? (Rain is only sexy in movies!)


=D Some fire perhaps?



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