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his colours are like your dream Member  |
*winds up a big smack at Ronin*
THIS is the the thread for people who have a craving to get laid... NOT for people who want a cuddle!  ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hyperbole is, without a shadow of doubt, the single greatest thing in the universe! |
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knows there is no spoon Member  |
 *Gives the bear the finger* Fuck you too. I have the craving. Just saying that it's not as unbearable as it was a pretty sort time ago. Besides, for me sex has never come without love too. The two are connected and intertwined. Happy now? James Wandering, but not lost. "You are a Knight Errant. All of the fun of rescuing damsels, and none of the paperwork." |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
Pleeease... don't say "intertwined" in that way....
~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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There is no custom member title here. Member  |
i wouldn't mind a cuddle, actually
i'm basically horribly starved for human contact, with my huggy friends back in the states. of course, being starved for physical contact makes me act desperate and creepy, which makes people stay away (in general), which makes me more starved for physical contact... and it ends with be being shot down in a ditch 'cause somebody thinks i'm going to do something to them and 'cause i dress like a hobo um... yeah. i need to get laid. badly. and i have no idea how. i'm not even... in that realm. its like a complete mystery to me how to make the jump to the world where people think about this, though i spend my free time in clubs and bars listening to music thats usually about getting laid... |
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Scourge of the Lower East Side Member  |
Oh yes...
*plants flag* This is my thread. At this moment I shall call it home. ---------------------------- Official Pineapple Master General of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination He said 'It's all in your head,' and I said, 'So's everything' But he didn't get it.... |
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is imperfectly illuminated Member  |
hmmm. It'll do. just about But should you post here again, please make horniness your primary motivation, or sod off and start an 'i want a fluffy bunny' thread.  **************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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knows there is no spoon Member |
*His mind immediatedly starts coming up with things to say, but after a struggle, decides not to be evil for once.*
Bwahahaha! Good one man, best of all was when I read that I heard you speaking in the voice I usually reserve for Constantine when I'm reading Hellblazer. Trust me, I don't want a bunny, but I seldom air things out in public. "Details are always vulgar", and all that. So with that in mind, I guess I'll bow out of this thread for now.... good luck to all my fellow sex starved posters out there. James Wandering, but not lost. "You are a Knight Errant. All of the fun of rescuing damsels, and none of the paperwork." |
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Always wrong Member  |
Nothing wrong with bunnies.
---------------------------------------------------------- "It really is fun to to stick burning objects into various orifices." "Sorry I haven't been around much, but I am easily distracted by shiny objects." "WEIRD! WEIRDY-WEIRDO-WEIRD! WEIRDOPOTTAMUS WEIRDOSAUR! HIM! YOU! WEIRD!"-Mr. Furious |
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Goofy Beast Member  |
Jeez, you guys... get a room.
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I just did.... |
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needs a blanket very badly. The better to "yahr" you. Member  |
does the fact that mischief posted in here with two ids mean that he has a double craving?
me, i'll pick a number and fall in line... "If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately? I obey the Alaura High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement      Please Increment My Village Population!! |
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there are many pretty girls posted here. they would not have a problem getting laid, so it seems for them it is more a matter of quality
me? i NEED to get laid. i'm 20. its EMBARRASING. i see ads for that 40 Year Old Virgin movie and think 'is that going to be me?' i see alarming statistics about teenage sex and think 'how did i miss out?' etc. its pretty bad |
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needs a blanket very badly. The better to "yahr" you. Member |
who said so? after ten months i'd personally be happy to overlook quality, one or two dozens of times. after maybe... "If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately? I obey the Alaura High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement Please Increment My Village Population!! |
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There is no custom member title here. Member |
really? i always assumed (and correct me if i'm wrong) that this thread is really two types of complaints. there's 'i'd like to get laid, but i'm not in a relationshipo/i'm not willing to lower my standards enough/i haven't met anyone' and 'i'd like to get laid, but there's nobody at all'
i mean... you're pretty. i know guys. there must be some you know who like you, or who would like you. i'm not saying you should just screw them for the sake of it... but from talking to girls, it seemed like they have the opposite problem to me... too many creepy guys of course, this is all coloured by my own, eternally dateless perspective |
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Surprise Inspector Member  |
Alinda, i have to admit that i'm beginning to be less ... picky ... about who i fancy. this must mean that i am desparate.
 "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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*wonders how low someone's standards would have to be before they fancied him*
*remembers the last person he kissed at a club* *shudders horribly* |
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needs a blanket very badly. The better to "yahr" you. Member |
then it's two of us dizzy! and LoY, the only guy i turned down, there were waaaaaaay more issues against him than the "he's not mr.perfect". really. this summer the only reason i didn't get laid with people i had met only five minutes before was that we were, er, geographically challenged. and if there are others that like me, they must be hiding it extremely well cause i don't see anyone  "If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books." Roald Dahl Have you fed your adorable, lovable and huggable lost girl lately? I obey the Alaura High Priestess in the Alaurian Movement Please Increment My Village Population!! |
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*thinks*
*thinks* soonest i could possibly be in Europe is around November or December, but i'm pretty sure i'm waiting another year for my trip to Europe as for hiding it... odd. *shrug* i dunno. you're in Italy. land of beautiful people and... um... food anyway, it'll be easier for you then for me, so good luck! |
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is imperfectly illuminated Member |
Maybe... i hadn't thought of that. but i doubt if i'm twice as horny as everyone else here! **************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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Surprise Inspector Member |
i turned down a guy becuase we was SO wrong for me. which makes me at least a million bajillion times more aware of myself than i was 3 years ago.
but now i kind of wish i'd just fucked him and left him. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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