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war, death, necro ducks Member  |
Can`t dance
 Seriously though, it is such a hard thing to ask someone given the sheer risk of rejection involved and the resultant tendency of most guys to freeze up, speak in tongues or just rush out such gems as "Fancy a fuck?", that it`s a miracle anybody ever gets laid. Personally I want girls to ask me. It`s a lot easier that way. Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
Oh yes. I know that one. Most guys i've dated had that philosophy. Thank goodness i can be quite direct sometimes, throw caution in the wind, and say things like "If you don't kiss me now my head will explode". No prizes for elegance though. ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
It`s sounds a lot like when boys and girls are on the phone to one another trying to will their partner into being the one to actually put the phone down. It`s always easier if it`s the other person that makes the moves, especially if you `re as gauche socially as I am. You just end up sitting across from this amazing woman and you really, really want to touch her. Your heart is beating rapidly and you just think `Will she welcome this or throw her drink in my face?". That`s why I don`t date. Period.
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
For me, personally i prefer asking first and touching later. One of the more charming comments (i thought) was along the lines of:
"Do i get to kiss you?" ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
Yes, but your lips would taste of wasabi sauce.
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
Oh! No, say-sauce at worst i should think.
And the comment was directed at me that time. Not from me. ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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his colours are like your dream Member  |
my own personal jem was to say 'i'm bored of this party. Let's go home and shag'.
I can be so classy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hyperbole is, without a shadow of doubt, the single greatest thing in the universe! |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
That's very....euh....ahm..
yes. Well, did it work? ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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his colours are like your dream Member |
yeah, it did.
but it's not usually the way it happens. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hyperbole is, without a shadow of doubt, the single greatest thing in the universe! |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
*chuckle* I should hope not.
Well, i suppose i have to like the guy first, and i like to be spoiled, and then innuendo is usually made in terms of "shall we go home then?" ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
Normally I just can`t find the words to say to girls so I make jokes in the hope that she`ll laugh hard enough that I have to physically support her.
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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his colours are like your dream Member |
i only said it once.
actually, usually a night of first time sex involves me making clear i don't expect anything... which i don't. i'm perfectly happy with preliminaries... usually i don't think sex is something to rush into... the anticipation is always a good moment. But apparantly saying that phrase is a powerful aphrodisiac...  ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hyperbole is, without a shadow of doubt, the single greatest thing in the universe! |
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Fractal demiurge Member  |
...had a VERY naughty dream last night.
Now I'm trying to figure out how to convince what will be an exhausted TLOML to turn it into reality after work today. And Monsieur Bear, that phrase has actually worked on me after a night of drinking Jameson. It was said to me by a guy I had just met that evening---my first and only one-night stand.  **** “Chives?†“Yes, m’lud?†“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?†“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.†“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too†--- Joe 3Heads |
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Recovering catnip addict, (yahr) Member  |
6 More Days...9:45 pm pst. No periods, no colds (which I have right now, unless he catches one), nothing short of a disaster (the gods forbid) is getting in the way.
Why does it seem that hands are such a poor substitute now? Polop:
For me, it's all about the make-out session. If you're a poor kisser with super-octo hands, forget it. But, if you're a great kisser who is not a groper (more like a caresser), the chances are pretty high. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun... Illusions on celluloid My new website! |
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his colours are like your dream Member |
what if your hands are registered agents of bliss?
~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hyperbole is, without a shadow of doubt, the single greatest thing in the universe! |
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Easy. Then people expect freebies all the time :P |
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Misused handkerchief mender Member  |
I not posting for myself (although it would be nice) but for a friend and coworker who is about to go insane ... well... personally i think she already has, but anyway, she hasn't gotten any since the beginning of february and she says she's going to shoot somebody if she has to go a whole year. she also looks really threatening at me and another friend (also a guy) who have gotten some most recently, me in september, him in... october i think.. but yeah. we try and tell her to put it in perspective, another guy in our group hasn't gotten any in 2 and a half years. she doesn't like that argument for some reason.
********************************************** "You guys are nuts" Homer Jay Simpson Head of the Department of Theoretical and Advanced Methods of Procrastination and Overseer of Laziness Studies at the UUP |
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It's almost the holidays, Crash...people are always slutty at holiday parties, is she wanting a relationship or a fuck? Tell her to go to lots of holiday parties!
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Misused handkerchief mender Member |
this is true... and the way shes been talking (i quote "a girl has needs") i don't think shes care one way or the other.
********************************************** "You guys are nuts" Homer Jay Simpson Head of the Department of Theoretical and Advanced Methods of Procrastination and Overseer of Laziness Studies at the UUP |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
What ever happened to "A friend in need is a welcome opportunity.."??
 Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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