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the oh my god i need to get laid thread...
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working on his degree in brapping Member ![]() |
i've been really regretting the couple of sure-things i've had in the past few years that i've turned down, just because i wasn't attracted to or interested in them at all. i feel really stupid about that now. who do i think i am? beggars can't be choosers, after all.
i've pretty much given up all hope by now. _______________________________________ WARNING: the preceding message is not to be taken personally. Keep away from children. *** Inactivist of the Radical Status Quo |
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Goofy Beast Member |
C'mon, if I can do it, anyone can. It might just take a few decades of abstinence or Decathlon...
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Saleperson for Erinyes, Inc. Member ![]() |
Mischeif and Murphy are the same? Why?
~~~~~~~~~~ A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is someone who's sitting beside you saying, "That was f***ing awesome!" ~~~~~~~~~~ Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -Ralph Waldo Emerson ~~~~~~~~~~ www.geocities.com/g0ddessc0mplex/ www.myspace.com/g0ddessc0mplex http://people.tribe.net/g0ddessc0mplex |
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knows there is no spoon Member ![]() |
Old board legend GC. Murphy is Mischief's original handle. Way back when he "gave" Mischief the polarbear to Circus, a friend and polarbear lover as a present. Eventually Mischief came to handle that Murphy used predominantly. That's the short version, anyway. James Wandering, but not lost. "You are a Knight Errant. All of the fun of rescuing damsels, and none of the paperwork." |
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Fractal demiurge Member ![]() |
Anyway, back to gettin' some....
For the amount of typing I do about TLOML, I've haven't had a nice shagging in quite a bit. He's been either too exhausted and I've been too menstrual. Well, I'm done for the month, and he's back to being exhausted. If he wasn't such a little bitch about being woken up, I would totally molest him in his sleep. **** “Chives?†“Yes, m’lud?†“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?†“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.†“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too†--- Joe 3Heads |
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Ruby of the Desert Member ![]() |
gots nothing to say about the matter I'm afraid. I'm a very pleased lil' mikka tonight
gimmie a month tho --Mikka, not so almighty look at me - I'm contributing to this forum. You can't change the world but you can make a dent -- Smoochy |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member ![]() |
*would love to be molested in his sleep*
*sighs* I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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is imperfectly illuminated Member ![]() |
does some Mattlestaion while he's asleep
**************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member ![]() |
*waits patiently with Murphy for Mr. Chipmunk Cheeks to pass out* |
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is imperfectly illuminated Member ![]() |
this calls for a new thread.
Mr. Flame, after you, sir. *bows* **************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member ![]() |
*cough*
That tickled Murphy! *would love to be molested in his sleep by someone with breasts, not man-boobs* I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member ![]() |
Too late! TIME FOR LOVIN', BOY!!!
*puts 'The Crying Game' on* |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member ![]() |
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I feel...wrong, but in a good way. |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member ![]() |
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That burning sensation Matt? That's me! |
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is imperfectly illuminated Member ![]() |
*applies more burningness*
**************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member ![]() |
*smokes a cigarette*
*leaves cab fare for Matt on the bureau* |
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Surprise Inspector Member ![]() |
*is grossed out*
i wanna fuck!!! ! *wailing* "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member ![]() |
You're grossed out lily? What about me?
*walks funny* *is still horny* I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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knows there is no spoon Member ![]() |
Apparently Matt can't get enough of the man-lovin'! You're gonna have to do a better job next time, Furious! James Wandering, but not lost. "You are a Knight Errant. All of the fun of rescuing damsels, and none of the paperwork." |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member ![]() |
Thanks Ronin.... I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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