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Murphy (last sane man in the asylum)
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i still need more good good lovin.


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The Wanderer
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Originally posted by Matt Cable, Evil Twin:
 Thanks Ronin....


Hey, it's the least I could do for a friend. Wink Maybe I can have a few gay friends of mine give Furious some tips on his approach...


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"You are a Knight Errant. All of the fun of rescuing damsels, and none of the paperwork."
 
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Tips?!? To molest Mr. Chipmunk Cheeks?

I got mine dammit! Razz
 
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Mythos
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I miss having a girlfriend. And not only because of the subject of this thread either. Frown


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Cavenagh
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I have a whelming desire to open up a brothel next to this thread.



Money in the bank I tell you!



Plus I'd get laid.






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Jocelyn
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Originally posted by Ronin:
*Gives the bear the finger* Fuck you too. I have the craving. Just saying that it's not as unbearable as it was a pretty sort time ago.

Besides, for me sex has never come without love too. The two are connected and intertwined.

Happy now? Razz


hmmm.

It'll do.



just about

But should you post here again, please make horniness your primary motivation, or sod off and start an 'i want a fluffy bunny' thread.

Wink


Hmmmn....
 
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Murphy (last sane man in the asylum)
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*helps Furious spit roast Matt while he's asleep*

Matt, do you want charred lips or arse?


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Matt Cable
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You guys aren't helping my problem....


I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message.
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The Lord of Nothings
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Ditto.

You guys aren't helping me at all.


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Dweller in Darrkness
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*yawns, stretches*

MAN, I was up LATE last night.


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So was I...

....fighting with TLOML about how I want some and I'm not getting any when I want it and how he wants some but I'm never around to give it to him when he wants it. And by the time we had resolved everything we were both too exhausted for make-up sex.


*glares at Smug Betty*




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“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too”
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Thirith & His Enormous Tibia
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Someone should find a way to transform the energy of sexual frustration into electricity. I bet that some board members could power half the USA and all of Australia. Big Grin


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Dweller in Darrkness
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Truth be told, Graeme was having nightmares last night and I slept in a sleeping bag on his floor. I was fighting spectres and demons most of the night.

Night BEFORE on the other hand . . .

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Thirith & His Enormous Tibia
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Has anyone ever told you that you're evil, Dweller? Razz


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Yep, two nights ago.


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Thirith & His Enormous Tibia
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*fwaps Dweller with a cold, sexually frustrated fish*


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JP
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and all of Australia.

I laughed out loud at that Smile


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Tongster
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Originally posted by Dweller in Darkness:
Yep, two nights ago.
That long ago?

*Yawn* I need a nap this morning.


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Limertilly
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someone come and help me sort out my little problem then.


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Richard Simmons
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*comes*
 
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