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The first time I ever had sex was to a girl I was not attracted to at all. The thing is her father wanted to kill me because he could see that I was not really interested in a relationship with her. But , I was very drunk that night! I had drank some straight vodka. I was 17, and I looked a lot younger, but when I bought the vodka, the guy at the counter just sadi "you are 18 right!" and winked at me! I dont even think I enjoyed it. But at least I got it out of the way, and managed to escape her father. I would love to have the chance of a relationship with a girl who I find attractive and have things in common with. In fact I think having stuff in common and friendship ina woman would be something I would like most of all.
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knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member |
That stuffs a major turn-on, but I use it in place of actual physical attraction more often than not. Heh... The ability to play Scrabble, though...*swoon* ANYWAY! Moving on to my telekinesis practice now. *stares at Scrabble letters* ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know. |
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hm. i just want to weigh in with the whole soulmate vs. just getting laid thing.
yes, i would like to meet the perfect match. i know how unlikely that is, however, so i'm holding out, right now, for someone i like and who likes me and someone with whom there is mutual attraction. if i just wanted a shag, i could go out and get it. but i have my standards. which means that just going and getting shag is *not* gonna happen. i don't want a bloke who'll fuck on the first meeting, thank you very much. aside from that, my post about Matt's scrabble playing abilities, euphemistic or not, was NOT i repeat NOT informed. it was teasy. just before Matt thinks that Amy and i have had repeated and in depth conversations about his vocabulary. which we have not.  clear now?  "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
About having standards and the soulmate thing:
Dinner's nice, and a good conversation, and cuddling. And a good shag, thank you very much, and possibly "scrabble" before that. And maybe a second shag. Afterwards i'd very much like a cuddle, a shower, a good glass of wine, a cigarette and another conversation. Yes, gentlemen, women do like sex. ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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Did something right Member  |
I hereby propose that we refer to this as "The Soulmate vs. Crotchmate Debate". ---------------------------------------------------------- "It really is fun to to stick burning objects into various orifices." "Sorry I haven't been around much, but I am easily distracted by shiny objects." "WEIRD! WEIRDY-WEIRDO-WEIRD! WEIRDOPOTTAMUS WEIRDOSAUR! HIM! YOU! WEIRD!"-Mr. Furious |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member  |
*gasps* My oral skills *cough* vocabulary is just fine! Thank you very much! Amy wouldn't let me play the word TITEZ. She said it wasn't a word. BEEFIE also. IDONO should SO be a word. *sighs* Dumb game. I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
Beefie is *so* a word.
~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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Crotchmate, my new favorite word.
"How is your crotchmate doing?" "Still bangin'!" Hum... So, since standards seem to be so significant, speak to us of yours. I will even go first. 1. She must like me. 2. I must find her attractive. Perhaps my standards are low... Or maybe I need to go into more detail of what exactly I find attractive. Or perhaps what I really mean is that there must be chemistry which is a far more elusive and intangible thing that everyone understands but can never describe. Perhaps... |
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Crotchmates? *laughs*
and Matt, Idono... not a word. sorry. she's right. i'm with nattie, but i don't just want casual sex. i'm not even that bothered about having a crotchmate. been there, done that, didn't find it the most enticing thing ever. ok, yeah. i guess i want a soulmate. feck. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member |
I don't know. Say it fast. IDONO.
Crotchmate sounds like a pet crab. No thanks. I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
And i like to be pampered... and i like to have a bit of time for it. Not like half an hour before work. Oh, and don't be drunk. Or not very drunk, that doesn't help. And most importantly: enjoy yourself too. It takes two to tango. ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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nope, Idono still not a real word.
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Idono is Irnoc's sister. Beware.
__ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member |
*cough*
I just scored 87 points with PRUDISH and WARTS on 1 turn. In Scrabble. I'm not sure what that means. But it's a personal record. For points that is. Um...back to the topic. 3 weeks is still too far away. So is Florida. *sighs* I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member |
Crotchmate is a funny word. I must remember this.
Limer, I'm still in your boat. Unfortunately, for me, I don't think I'll ever be finding anyone to fit the bill for match, much less "soulmate".  *climbs in boat with Limer* Today, I am retarded This message has been edited. Last edited by: ~nattie~, ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know. |
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Only sounds like Keith Flint Member  |
Well, I do not expect to get laid tomorrow, but I am going to be seeing someone I rather like and flirting a bit. So wish me luck in the "maybe you arent getting laid but heres hoping for a future partner" type of way.
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"Future partner," you say? That is an interesting term for a quick lay.
And Nattie's standards pretty much insure that after the lay she'll be wanting more of a relationship thereafter. Perhaps my "thinking" was not as far off as I was led to believe. |
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knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member |
Heh...Actually, that implies I'm a bit of a nag and seek a relationship immediately after sex, which is bullshit. I prefer to be in a relationship before having sex, true, but I'm more inclined to be less attached than the other person. Commitments are a bitch sometimes, but I'd rather walk than cheat. Your "thinking" may be correct for me, not entirely, but I'll give you the idealism, but that hardly stands for everyone else. I AM the optimistic youngster of the bunch. (Limer, you will NOT be single forever, dammit!  )~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know. |
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i must admit to being a bit confused my Marakanis' views. either we're only in it for a quick lay, or we're looking for soulmates. is there no middle ground? i'm sure that necessity has dictated, for centuries, that middle ground there must be. i don't want to end up in it, but i'm aware of the possibility. i don't want to have to settle for someone because no one perfect has come along, but i have to be aware that that might happen.
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Only sounds like Keith Flint Member |
I dont go for the "quick lay" bit, as I said. I am not so much hoping I'll have sex tonight but rather hope things will go well with this girl so I can have sex with her in the future. |
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