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i'd say something about setting up a Boarder Matchmaking Service, but it seems that sort of thing happens alot... have more London board meets? |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member  |
*sighs* Oh all right then... Ladies, take it from me, if it's storming, Matt's your port.  |
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Hmmm...sounds like our Tiger(lily) is in heat.
Are we going to have to call in Bob Barker?  **** “Chives?†“Yes, m’lud?†“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?†“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.†“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too†--- Joe 3Heads |
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What does Barker have that I don't? He doesn't know how to make you sweat to the oldies!
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*Shudders*
I'll never use the term "toss a salad" again, after seeing your avatar. **** “Chives?†“Yes, m’lud?†“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?†“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.†“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too†--- Joe 3Heads |
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I will, but only in the regurgitative sense. __________ AJGraeme "You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it." -Taylor Mali "Science is the foot that kicks magic square in the nuts." -Scratch Fury |
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Seriously, what the hell is up with that picture? Is it the cover of the manual for an obscure Richard Simmons/leafy vegetable fetish cult? It unnerves me to no end!
Especially the tan line! *unexplicably glances at picture again* Gah! **** “Chives?†“Yes, m’lud?†“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?†“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.†“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too†--- Joe 3Heads |
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Why . . . why did you ask? Now I have to know. *weeping, opens a new web-page for googling*
__________ AJGraeme "You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it." -Taylor Mali "Science is the foot that kicks magic square in the nuts." -Scratch Fury |
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Well ONE of us had to do it, and I just finished googling "cat in heat spay neuter Price is Right Host" to remember Bob Barker's name. And there are some sick things with the word "cat in heat" in there.
God Speed, fellow Googler. May your search be prosperous and not too distrubing. **** “Chives?†“Yes, m’lud?†“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?†“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.†“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too†--- Joe 3Heads |
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I gave up. At least while at work.
__________ AJGraeme "You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it." -Taylor Mali "Science is the foot that kicks magic square in the nuts." -Scratch Fury |
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Tigerlily, my sincerest sympathies. ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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OK...I was just sitting here...minding my own business...
Staring at two lovely orchids sitting on my desk... -and orchids can be pretty damn erotic...with the shape and all...  Like 10 minutes later I realized I had spiraled off into a full blown sex daydream... Yup. 'tis bad... ---------------------------- Official Pineapple Master General of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination He said 'It's all in your head,' and I said, 'So's everything' But he didn't get it.... |
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I just remembered some stuff i learned about using humans to create tags for images through online games so that you can search images directly. you could type in 'salad' and images of salad would come up, even if salad wasn't on the webpage i think some images are already tagged like this |
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Hrmmm... I wonder if this is why I bought an orchid for my house after the ex moved out. *goes to look at orchid again* I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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is anyone coming to help me then? i really do feel like heat is about the right word...
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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How many times do you want me to keep coming? |
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*is never going to be able to look at orcids the same way again* i used to associate orcids with my grandparents! *shudders* mind bleach anyone?  |
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Flowers are plant genetalia. You may not have known it before, Cake, but the association was always there.
(BTW, if you dislike associating orchids and sex, don't rent "Seceratary"). |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member |
I, um,...fertilized the orchid...
got pollen in my pubes |
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I'm drinking strong rum and cokes tonight. Somehow I don't expect anyone to take advantage of me in my condition. My dogs licking my ears as I'm passed out don't count as foreplay.
I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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