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the only person i wish to lay with is thousands of miles away.
i am going to a nearby art museum with a nice guy on Sunday. and i guess i could always just love the one i'm with...but my heart wouldn't be in it. instead, i'll probably just reminisce about the last time i was with my sweetie...it should have been in a hotel bed...but instead it was on the pull-out couch of a family member and the poor thing kept hitting his head against the wall...because he's so tall. but he was so adorable when he was asleep...i love watching men sleep...they turn into vulnerable little boys. |
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*frustrated*
way too long. really. way too long. --Mikka, not so almighty look at me - I'm contributing to this forum. You can't change the world but you can make a dent -- Smoochy |
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will not Ling Ling you, not ever Member |
I agree 100% with this statement, about women though. Well except for the fact that they don't turn into little boys. heh. |
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Eh it's been so long I think I've revirginized myself. -_-
Without fear... |
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i think that is going to happen to me.
no desire to be with anyone else...but impossible to be with the one i desire.  |
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i believe the official time period before official re-virginisation is not shorter than 9 months.
**************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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i seem to be heading out for my second re-virginisation within the next 6 months as well.
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Do you get a ReVirgin cake?
Wiv cherries on top? Hermits have no peer pressure |
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And ice cream
I insist on ice cream ______________________ Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e. ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit! |
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and now i am totally contradicting my response in the other thread by saying...ice cream on top of the one you love is the best way to eat it.
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Welllll yeah.
But in the meantime, one Revirginising Cake with cherries onnit and ice cream. ______________________ Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e. ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit! |
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*i places a small model vibrator on top of the cake- where, in more fructiferous times, a mini bride 'n' groom might go* *guzzles my slice of cake  *
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to be quite honest, sometimes eating ice cream and cake is preferable to sex...since enjoyment of the latter depends on who your partner is, how you feel about him/her and what you choose to do.
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of course it is.
and i do believe there's an 'oh my god i need cake and ice cream thread' However, in here, it's all about feeling the burn! **************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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will not Ling Ling you, not ever Member |
I don't think you'll find many here who would disagree with you. That's the trick....sex if you don't care who it's with is easy, but you always end up feeling nasty afterwards. |
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sometimes you even end up feeling nasty afterwards when it's someone you care about, but whom you know isn't right for you. |
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I hear they have ointment and anti-biotics for that. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer.  blog or not |
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I just want to be licked
______________________________ So Chocolatey, So Creamy, So Yahr! |
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B-b-b-but... you're frosty!
*********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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this is flame wars. and this is the "i need to get laid" thread. there is no such thing as too much information my information on getting laid is hopelessly out of date. i've forgotten how to do it. (i did discover that last time round, actually. everything felt like it was the wrong angle, and it was *ever* so awkward "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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