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Drink?

*hands out the pints of cider*


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Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy"
 
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*glares at the cider until it morphs into wilkin's out of sheer embarassment*

*drinks*

*makes pan galactic gargle blasters*
these are guaranteed to get you laid, trust me. for some inexplicable reason they make everyone horny Big Grin


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okay but - I don't think Ineed one... perhaps a cute board boy... hmmm...

*looks around*


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I worry about cancer and living right
But my mama never warned me about my own
Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy"
 
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i am planning on persuading someone to make them this weekend Big Grin

(they are amazing, btw. i'll post piccies when i am able. the olive levitates halfway up the glass!)


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wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!)
 
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Fion, I know you are going to join me on this thread today... mmm... unless you got lucky out last night.


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"They warn you about killers and thieves in night
I worry about cancer and living right
But my mama never warned me about my own
Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy"
 
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*slumps*

nowhere last night - although i met my sisters new boyfriend and he is cute! Big Grin (and five years younger than me. and in a relationship with my sister.)

and (and i promise i will stop harping on about this eventually) i got this today from blokey:
"I spent all night talking with my flatmates in the pub about sex. Through all this I never felt the pang I usually feel to go out and sleep with anyone, so maybe I am more attached to [name deleted] than I first thought"

tonight though. tonight i am out on the piss. and the pull. and i have an obscenely short skirt. and my standards have definitely dropped.


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Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen.

wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!)
 
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*shouts* Oy Mark! read Fion's post!

*snicker*

Seriously though - I understand... really.


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"They warn you about killers and thieves in night
I worry about cancer and living right
But my mama never warned me about my own
Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy"
 
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*slumps*

nowhere last night - although i met my sisters new boyfriend and he is cute! Big Grin (and five years younger than me. and in a relationship with my sister.)

and (and i promise i will stop harping on about this eventually) i got this today from blokey:
"I spent all night talking with my flatmates in the pub about sex. Through all this I never felt the pang I usually feel to go out and sleep with anyone, so maybe I am more attached to [name deleted] than I first thought"

tonight though. tonight i am out on the piss. and the pull. and i have an obscenely short skirt. and my standards have definitely dropped.


honey, what is wrong with your friend? he's being downright mean at this point, and you should probably tell him that, while you're happy for him, whoo-hoo (bleh!), he really needs to stop talking to you about it, especially since he knows how you feel. that's cruel, and a friend ought to treat you better.

ETA: mixed-up pronoun bungle-y-ness

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You know Fion, I agree with Apathy; something's not right. Is there any chance he's intentionally trying to make you jealous or insecure? Because the way he keeps rubbing it in is just staggeringly insensitive. (Or have you told him how it makes you feel? Could it be that he really has no idea?)


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well, if he wasn't aware, i think me crying at him on saturday night when he said "i'm sorry things aren't different" may have given him a clue.

so, no chance of getting laid, and i'm pretty sure i've now lost my best friend. a phenomenally unsuccessful weekend, on the whole.

on the plus side, i made it staggeringly clear that i am not going to give any more advice advice on his relationship issues.


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wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!)
 
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Originally posted by Ava:
*shouts* Oy Mark! read Fion's post!


Uh, what? What about it?



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

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well, if he wasn't aware, i think me crying at him on saturday night when he said "i'm sorry things aren't different" may have given him a clue.

so, no chance of getting laid, and i'm pretty sure i've now lost my best friend. a phenomenally unsuccessful weekend, on the whole.

on the plus side, i made it staggeringly clear that i am not going to give any more advice advice on his relationship issues.


Oh Fion, I am so sorry things went this way. *hugs*


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"They warn you about killers and thieves in night
I worry about cancer and living right
But my mama never warned me about my own
Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy"
 
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Originally posted by Ava:
*shouts* Oy Mark! read Fion's post!


Uh, what? What about it?


well, too late now - it was the whole short skirt conversation...
so, never mind.


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I worry about cancer and living right
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Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy"
 
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thanks ava. i also got this from him this morning:

"I dunno if what I'm going to say will make things worse. But when we slept together it was more than sex, that's kind of why it's been hard for me not to be ambiguous."

i'm not sure if he knows how much he's messing me around (well, i am now, i told him!) but it's really pissing me off.


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Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen.

wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!)
 
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Originally posted by Dark Mark [time to read]:
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Originally posted by Ava:
*shouts* Oy Mark! read Fion's post!


Uh, what? What about it?


well, too late now - it was the whole short skirt conversation...
so, never mind.


Confused Are you implying Fion's lowered standards will make me less unappealing to her?

Um, thanks...?



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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i think more the fact that i was on the pull in the city in which you live (and in posession of an extremely short skirt)


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wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!)
 
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i think more the fact that i was on the pull in the city in which you live (and in posession of an extremely short skirt)


Yes, this is what I meant - Mark I wasn't implying that she had to have lower standards... just that she had a tiny skirt.


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I worry about cancer and living right
But my mama never warned me about my own
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thanks ava. i also got this from him this morning:

"I dunno if what I'm going to say will make things worse. But when we slept together it was more than sex, that's kind of why it's been hard for me not to be ambiguous."

i'm not sure if he knows how much he's messing me around (well, i am now, i told him!) but it's really pissing me off.



I'd really like to kick this fellow in the head personally.


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"They warn you about killers and thieves in night
I worry about cancer and living right
But my mama never warned me about my own
Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy"
 
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Alright Ava, that's cool.

*sigh* I'm tempted to start another dating woes thread irrespective of the shouting down I'll get.



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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I'd really like to kick this fellow in the head personally.


i'll fly you to england to do it Big Grin

mark - why the shouting down?


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wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly

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