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the oh my god i need to get laid thread...
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Come on god of getting laid
This joke isnt funny anymore |
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Don't. Blink. Member |
The frustration level is building up - I hate that. I really do need to get well and truly laid.
------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Oestre sparagmos! Member |
dittoed. and soon!
____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member ![]() |
Please?
"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up. Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck." - Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980 |
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What's it like to dream and hope for something you'll never get because you have no idea how to obtain it? I'm curious.
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member ![]() |
It's like drowning.
"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up. Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck." - Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980 |
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Delicious. I love the perceived helpless.
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Don't. Blink. Member |
*head-desk*
*is being VERY impatient* Come ON week hurry up!! *excited* I may get laid soon!! *hopes* ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Oestre sparagmos! Member |
*wills next weekend to arrive faster*
*wills next weekend to contain what it should if there's any justice anywhere* ____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member ![]() |
I need it, I want it, I just don't know it can, even if the situation comes up. Stupid, stupid man. Stupid.
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Is this thread a joke?
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member ![]() |
I think it started out seriously, but it gets hijacked every once in a while. I don't think we have any thread that hasn't been hijacked, including the Deaths thread.
Welcome aboard Mr City! We do most of our general babbling in the World's End section. I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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Yahr! Member ![]() |
What he said.
~ Gal-El You don't have to be a basketball player, you can be the president of the United States. ~ LeBron James. |
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knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member |
Be careful not to fall prey to this kind of boob. ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know. |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member |
It can go either way! Maybe I will get laid in York... by a Northern person... that would be weird. I wonder if it's sexually transmitted... ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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no. its not, although if you count children as an STD, then they could be.... ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. when's spring due?. |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member ![]() |
Depends on the poster. I think it's a bad idea being so blunt about your carnal needs in an open forum, so I usually am razzing someone else when I post in this thread. |
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has no member title Member |
Why is it bad? __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member ![]() |
Digital footprint. Basic paranoia caused by being under private surveillance for...how many months now?
They are out there. *shudders* |
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always wears a tie - just not around his neck Member |
I'm blunt about my carnal needs in any forum, if a person asks I will answer, but then again I have never had to post in this thread.
Head of internal security of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Catnip Master in the order of the Pineapple. |
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