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Come on god of getting laid

This joke isnt funny anymore

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The frustration level is building up - I hate that. I really do need to get well and truly laid.


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"They warn you about killers and thieves in night
I worry about cancer and living right
But my mama never warned me about my own
Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy"
 
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dittoed. and soon!


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Please?



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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What's it like to dream and hope for something you'll never get because you have no idea how to obtain it? I'm curious.
 
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It's like drowning.



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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Delicious. I love the perceived helpless.
 
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*head-desk*

*is being VERY impatient*

Come ON week hurry up!!

*excited*

I may get laid soon!!

*hopes*


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"I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk

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"They warn you about killers and thieves in night
I worry about cancer and living right
But my mama never warned me about my own
Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy"
 
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*wills next weekend to arrive faster*

*wills next weekend to contain what it should if there's any justice anywhere* Big Grin


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wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!)
 
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I need it, I want it, I just don't know it can, even if the situation comes up. Stupid, stupid man. Stupid.
 
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Is this thread a joke?
 
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I think it started out seriously, but it gets hijacked every once in a while. I don't think we have any thread that hasn't been hijacked, including the Deaths thread.

Welcome aboard Mr City! We do most of our general babbling in the World's End section.





I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time


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What he said.


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I feel like I'm 14 again, and all the boobs in the world are conspiring to drive me crazy...


Be careful not to fall prey to this kind of boob.


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Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know.


 
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr.City:
Is this thread a joke?


It can go either way!


Maybe I will get laid in York... by a Northern person... that would be weird. I wonder if it's sexually transmitted...



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quote:
Originally posted by Mr.City:
Is this thread a joke?


It can go either way!


Maybe I will get laid in York... by a Northern person... that would be weird. I wonder if it's sexually transmitted...


no. its not, although if you count children as an STD, then they could be....


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quote:
Originally posted by Mr.City:
Is this thread a joke?


Depends on the poster. I think it's a bad idea being so blunt about your carnal needs in an open forum, so I usually am razzing someone else when I post in this thread.
 
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I think it's a bad idea being so blunt about your carnal needs in an open forum,


Why is it bad?


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Digital footprint. Basic paranoia caused by being under private surveillance for...how many months now?

They are out there. *shudders*
 
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I'm blunt about my carnal needs in any forum, if a person asks I will answer, but then again I have never had to post in this thread. Big Grin


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