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You mean, you wait until people ask?  __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member  |
Yes, but WHO ARE THEY? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer.  blog or not |
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knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member |
I NEED TO GET LAID!
There, is that blunt enough? I could sharpen the statement, but then it would just be cryptic. ...and cryptic with sex is the difference between happiness and muddled safe words. Very thin line.
I would just like to cite here that I hate raspberries. Razzing is fine, but keep the raspberrying to yourself. You know, the other half you're here to attempt shuffling me back to a convent. ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know. |
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Don't. Blink. Member  |
I am serious when I post in here. Mainly - I don't care if people know I am horny or not. My carnal needs are not a matter of national security. Oh - and I could use some a-layin'. ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member  |
I think it depends how sure you are people can't track down the 'real' you from here.
in terms of employers, or the casual person looking, my real name doesn't lead people to here, my blog, Martin: Angry Owl or anything. The problem would come if eg. I was doing it at work. ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member |
Well, first they have to travel at least 500 miles. If I'm worth THAT much effort then .... I'm not going to finish this sentence.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer. blog or not |
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Don't. Blink. Member |
Ha ha ha ha.
 ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member  |
I've been advised to post here. And chances are, I probably should.
______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member  |
You mean the bastards that funnel information to the sleazeball lawyers that grill me in front of Workers' Comp judges? Asshats from Florida, apparantly. |
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Only sounds like Keith Flint Member  |
I'm maybe seeing my ex girlfriend for the first time in years. Even when she's had a boyfriend who wasnt me and we saw each other, we had sex.
I am going to explode. Even though this time I think itll be different. |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member |
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member |
Why would the Asshats from Florida care about whether or not you need to get laid? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer. blog or not |
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always wears a tie - just not around his neck Member  |
Well I don't TMI people unless I have been given permission, I may not care but the person I am talking to might be uncomfortable. Saying that, I consider forums in the FLAME wars permission especially with names like Hurray for Oral Sex, I need to get Laid and such, if anybody was not comfortable they wouldn't be reading. By the way I know you where just being snarky, but I felt like saying the above anyways Head of internal security of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Catnip Master in the order of the Pineapple. |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member |
Anything to whip up a story that I'm lying about my disability. Remember when I did the SUPERFINE!! silliness? These jerks actually filmed me picking up the 1-lb box of action figures and sent the tape to the legal dogs.  Since then I've told my lawyer that if I catch these guys, I will kill them. I'd get much better health care in jail. |
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knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member |
There is no bake sale here, FwuffNStuff. Shoo!
Out of the barren loins thread. ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know. |
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Pirate/Zombie/Hero Member  |
This is bordering on rediculous. I don't quite understand what the hell happened once I hit 30, but even with regular access I still want more almost ALL the time! It's distracting and frustrating!!
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I can't get anything till the 23rd. Ah well, post exam relief I suppose.
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Surprise Inspector Member  |
ok. so i spent today having a protracted menage a moi.
i STILL need to get laid. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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was not written by a man named "Cougar" Member  |
this is the first time all week i've had a bed to myself...I don't like it one bit.
---------------- There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. "What does it mean?" I asked. "A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. |
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Oestre sparagmos! Member  |
there is potential layage on the cards tonight... hurry up day!
____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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