So, this guy was caught masturbating on an elevator. Eww. He could have used a restroom stall. Sheesh.

Another guy, used to smear his shit on the bathroom walls. Maybe thats why guy didnt want to masturbate in the rest room, it makes sense, but yeah. Who smears poop on walls? When the cleaning crew left signs in the bathroom asking for it to stop, he started writing things in it. "I'll put my shit where ever I want" and "This job is the shit" and so forth.

Eventually they caught that guy and fired him.

Okay, so today, about six months later, I went into the restroom and SOMEONE ELSE had smeared their poop on the bathroom walls.

I work with savages.

???

Where the hell do you work?

Jeez, Eldi! Is there something in the water cooler?
That really is friggin sick...

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Originally posted by BeeZee:
???

Where the hell do you work?

I work for a mail order company called Starcrest. If you ever get our catalog, throw it away.

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Originally posted by MeanBatwoman:
Jeez, Eldi! Is there something in the water cooler?
That really is friggin sick...

The water is tap water. Perris is a kind of redneck town so maybe... I should stop drinking it before I go on some sexual perversion or leave body fluids on the walls.

Scary.

LOL
Call Uncle Freud, someone hasn't got over his anal stage yet.

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Originally posted by Babylon the Bride:
LOL
Call Uncle Freud

I prefer to call him 'daddy'

ew. that's just wrong and vile and horrible.

once, i was working somewhere where there was a woman who would persistently poop on the floor right next to the toilet. never did find out who that was.

what the fuck! who ARE these people?!!

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Originally posted by Limertilly:
ew. that's just wrong and vile and horrible.

once, i was working somewhere where there was a woman who would persistently poop on the floor right next to the toilet. never did find out who that was.

i have heard rumors of this happening at my workplace... but haven't (thank GOD) come across anything myself.
but...
there are "please remember to flush" signs in every washroom cubicle.
are we not all at least old enough to know to flush toilets here????

What the? I am blown away. This is beyond tomfoolery. This is is fecal terrorism!

honestly, people frighten me with their inability to behave like normal adults, sometimes.

Don't drink the water! Noooooo!

Shoot, knowing there are people defecating on walls I would be using latex gloves when handling all office supplies...
If they are gonna poop on walls, they probably aren't gonna use soap. All I'm sayin.

So... How did they catch the guy?

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Originally posted by FatOigeon:
So... How did they catch the guy?

They started watching who went into and out of the bathroom. He went in while there was nobody else in, did his thing, and left, a security guard would go in and check if there had been any messes when ever it was empty, he saw the mess.

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Originally posted by Limertilly:
ew. that's just wrong and vile and horrible.

once, i was working somewhere where there was a woman who would persistently poop on the floor right next to the toilet. never did find out who that was.

Wow. That's. Just. Wow.

We have a "side pooper" downstairs. Thankfully, I work on the second floor. They're homing in on the culprit, though.

We also have a habitual food stealer. Most recently she's taken to stealing the meals of a woman who's diabetic and has a very hard time controlling her blood sugar. She put a note on one meal explaining everything and came to lunch to find the food eaten with the note inside the bowl, among the remnants of the food, as though the person wanted her to know that they'd read the note and just didn't care.

I really want to punch that person in the mouth.

That is just mean and stupid. we have a lot of food steelers and that just makes me not bring my food.

i just can't believe that there are people out there who think it's ok to behave that way. who let them pass the "adult" test?

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Originally posted by Dweller in Darkness:
We also have a habitual food stealer. Most recently she's taken to stealing the meals of a woman who's diabetic and has a very hard time controlling her blood sugar. She put a note on one meal explaining everything and came to lunch to find the food eaten with the note inside the bowl, among the remnants of the food, as though the person wanted her to know that they'd read the note and just didn't care.

I really want to punch that person in the mouth.

would it be wrong to, like, surreptitiously poison one's own food (obviously not intending to eat it but using as bait, intending to have it stolen) and then whoever gets sick is obviously the food thief? i mean, it needn't be DEADLY. maybe just lace it with laxatives or something else that will make life unpleasant for the person for a little while?