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...and turn to page 45. The first (full) sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

(Yes, silly Facebook meme. Still makes me laugh, though!)

Here's mine:
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"Are you sure it must be his?"


Um.


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Heat the oil in a large, deep pan.


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Checks and other symbols besides ribs can be used and arranged in zig-zag forms.


er.. Maybe I should check in a non-knitting book?



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For example, a constant image is that of the conflict of the eagle and the serpent.


Sexy. ;p


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And there is Mistress Death, a regal sight I'd hoped never to see.


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Use Method #1 on page 7 to make the larger half-square triangle units from the 3 7/8 squares of cream and the 3 7/8 squares of green.

I think this game works better with a fiction book.


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My youngest unmarried trooper said, 'Speak for yourself, I think it would be impolite to refuse'; but I told him, 'No,' and that was an order.


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Have your mouth fill'd up before you open it.

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Shook his hair back off his face.


Well, I... um



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I find Murphy's oddly intriguing!

Fran, that's great. Big Grin

And Pelham Bleatwell's is kinda hot.


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Where the insurer has authorized the work and its liability is not in dispute, the direct payment provided for by Section 570 shall be made to the contractor performing the work not later than 30 days after the insurer has actual knowledge that the conditions of subdivisions (a) through (d) of Section 570 have been completed.


Poor Tongster! What am I going to do to him?

Alteratively: Honey, you think we can pay for the house remodel how?


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"The dark and stormy night occurred two days later, about four hours after both Mrs. Dowliing and Mrs. Young and their respective babies had left the building.


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The vaqueros sent an Indian servant to bring a bench for the shorter woman to dismount.



Alrighty then!


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Big Grin


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*grabs a different book*


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And you don't see anything glowing or pulsating or anything in this pile?


um. I suppose that's better?



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Okay, my last quote was awful.

Grimm's Fairy Tales copyright MCMXLV whatever the hell that is.

This is it. I didn't cheat, and whatever it is I'm sticking with it...

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She did so, and as night came on they returned from hunting, and supper was ready.


EDIT: Hpmf. Need to really stretch it for the innuendo but I do like the making food for me afterwards part. Razz

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Keeping your tools sharp and in good working order is vital for the best results.
(the jewellery materials sourcebook)
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new book:
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"What about the wild animals?"

Ok that one kind of works.


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