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The Biscuitkeeper Member  |
Some of you know I'm almost done with a divorce. She moved out today. I'm trying to make my place "mine" again. This is my virtual pad.
So come! Use this as a place to party, to bitch about ex's, to bitch about not having an ex, to get shitfaced drunk. Sky's the limit. *stocks refrigerator with beer* *checks hard liquor stock* *installs air hockey, pool table and foosball* *sets cable to sports channels* *cranks up dance music* *installs pole for the hell of it* *starts to drink copious amounts of alcohol* I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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is a loose cannon Member  |
*slides down pole*
*pours self a rum and coke* *dropps into bean bag chair* *Challenges Matt to a game of pool* "You pass through the places, and the places they pass through you, but you carry 'em with you on the soles of your travelin' shoes." --The Be Good Tanyas, "The Littlest Birds" http://hatchingphoenix.livejournal.com www.xanga.com/hatching_phoenix |
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You add the Playboy channel back to your cable television, leave the toilet seat up ALL the time, and you can clip your toenails anywhere you darn well please.
Ewwwww... |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member  |
Sits down in a corner and looks out at the night sky. A good view. Sips mint tea with sugar and tries to think of other things, having friendly conversation with whoever talks first.
"Ah, good company here. I will need it. To forget the rest." ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr! Member  |
Wheee-hooo!
*grabs a wine cooler and some ice* *takes a drink* *dances to the music* Party! ~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~ ~~~-------~~~ Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil? -------~~----- "Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun ~~~------~~~ You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing! |
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Pirate/Zombie/Hero Member  |
*grabs a margarita and starts dancing around the pole*
*looks over and snickers* A pool table, Matt? Need more practice with the balls and stick?  *puts on "Shook Me All Night Long", continues dancing* |
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is a loose cannon Member |
*Begins lugging in computer and lan equipment*
Anyone up for a game of quake? "You pass through the places, and the places they pass through you, but you carry 'em with you on the soles of your travelin' shoes." --The Be Good Tanyas, "The Littlest Birds" http://hatchingphoenix.livejournal.com www.xanga.com/hatching_phoenix |
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mutant hedgehog worm Member  |
oh i love air hockey! anyone up for a game?
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member  |
oooo....
bachelor pad... doesn't even smell funky yet...i'm sure we can change that. *starts playing air hockey with Hal* High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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Recovering catnip addict, (yahr) Member  |
*lugs in karaoke machine*
"What's a drunken party in a bachelor pad without a karaoke machine?" *places song catalogue down and hangs sign up pad up* *makes a margarita with crushed mint leaves and figures out how to hook up the Karaoke 5000* --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun... Illusions on celluloid My new website! |
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mutant hedgehog worm Member |
*accidentally whacks the plastic puck a bit hard*
*watches it ricohet off the ceiling* oops sorry i always do that!  |
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and the Case of the Rotting Seafood Platter Member  |
::slams a red bull and vodka::
::tries to hang from the ceiling fan:: ------ "Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying 'yes' begins things. Saying 'yes' is how things grow. Saying 'yes' leads to knowledge." ~Stephen Colbert |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member |
*wakes up from the floor*
*goes hunting for some cereal* *open's a door* *turns red* I...I...sorry... *continues looking for cereal, knocking on doors first before entering* High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member |
Oh, Silly Punk.
Mythos wakes up from his nap on the couch. No, I didn't drink any alcohol. I was playing some video games with these good people here. So nice to see a friendly face in this newly "consecrated" Bachelor Pad. Ahhh ... *stretches* ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member |
Oh fuck...my head hurts.
Why do they call it a rum and coke if you don't mix it that way? Coke and rum just doesn't have the same feel I guess...Me thinks I need to work on my rum to Coke ratio. *takes a couple advil* So glad to see everyone enjoying themselves. What else did I forget yesterday? Oh! *adds ice cream wrestling pool and Twister board to activities* Much better... I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member  |
*enters with a crate of strong belgian lager*
*distributes*  "The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up. Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck." - Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980 |
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Pirate/Zombie/Hero Member |
*sees the ice cream*
*glares at Matt* *keeps dancing* |
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Misused handkerchief mender Member  |
*unloads large heavy looking box from back of a trunk, moves it inside*
Sorry i'm late, where do you want the keg-erator? ********************************************** "You guys are nuts" Homer Jay Simpson Head of the Department of Theoretical and Advanced Methods of Procrastination and Overseer of Laziness Studies at the UUP |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member |
What's the matter Jen? Don'tcha like ice cream? I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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Recovering catnip addict, (yahr) Member |
*belts out a very hoarse rendition of "American Pie" that slowly de-volves into a spoken/ranting word version that lasts for the full 10 minutes of the song*
*calls the liquor store for sake, to be hangover free* *doorbell rings* opens the door to find... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun... Illusions on celluloid My new website! |
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