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The Biscuitkeeper Member ![]() |
Will someone break Duncan's kneecaps please?
And Jen...you can't stop mid game. When you're a strip poker player, you're a strip poker player all the way. From your first cigarette to your last dying day... I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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Pirate/Zombie/Hero Member |
*breaks Matt's kneecaps*
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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr! Member |
Why are we breaking kneecaps?
hm... anyway... *puts cards down. has a pair of jacks, and a pair of eight, and one ace* That'd be 2 pair ace high. ~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~ ~~~-------~~~ Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil? -------~~----- "Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun ~~~------~~~ You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing! |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member ![]() |
how'd you get five cards? we're playing texas hold em'?
High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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Having tea an crumpets with the Blue Fairy Member |
Five Aces
"Live life like you're gonna die because you're gonna..." -William Shatner |
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Scourge of the Lower East Side Member |
woah.
I only have two cards like Punk... and I never got a chance to fold... *tosses out 3 of Spades and 6 of diamonds* *removes an earring* ---------------------------- Official Pineapple Master General of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination He said 'It's all in your head,' and I said, 'So's everything' But he didn't get it.... |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member ![]() |
yeah, i'm getting beaten by the cheaters
*removes Parka* High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member ![]() |
But Punk, are there really losers in strip poker?
*removes shirt* I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member ![]() |
heh heh, that's true Matt.
i guess we'll go back to five card stud... who's dealin'? High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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Misused handkerchief mender Member |
*deals cards*
*realizes he has no idea how to play, much less deal, 5 card stud* ********************************************** "You guys are nuts" Homer Jay Simpson Head of the Department of Theoretical and Advanced Methods of Procrastination and Overseer of Laziness Studies at the UUP |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member ![]() |
*pssstt* (Give everyone 5 cards. Doesn't matter what you get. Just tell the women you have something better and they lose. They'll be naked in a few rounds.) *hands the Captain a beer* I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member ![]() |
*picks up cards*
*grins widely* get ready to lose your pants, boys! High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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Misused handkerchief mender Member |
*drinks beer*
hmmm... what happens if i have four of the cards with just one symbol thingy on them? ********************************************** "You guys are nuts" Homer Jay Simpson Head of the Department of Theoretical and Advanced Methods of Procrastination and Overseer of Laziness Studies at the UUP |
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Pirate/Zombie/Hero Member |
*joins hal at the pool table*
Let's go hal...if people are gonna cheat at cards then I might as well have kept dancing around the pole. My clothes would have disappeared just as fast. |
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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr! Member |
You confused me by telling all 5 of your cards... You never said the 3 cards on the table... ~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~ ~~~-------~~~ Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil? -------~~----- "Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun ~~~------~~~ You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing! |
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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr! Member |
Eh... anyway...
*picks up cards, scratches head* hmmm... ~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~ ~~~-------~~~ Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil? -------~~----- "Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun ~~~------~~~ You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing! |
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Pirate/Zombie/Hero Member |
FYI: there are 5 cards on the table in Texas Hold Em. THe first three are the Flop, the fourth is the Turn (I think)and the fifth is the River. So when Punk said she dealt out the River it was all 5 cards at once. Then her two cards were both 10s.
*goes back to playing pool, handling the stick with practiced ease...* |
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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr! Member |
Ooh... that means I've been playing it wrong. Oops...
~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~ ~~~-------~~~ Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil? -------~~----- "Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun ~~~------~~~ You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing! |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member ![]() |
we've all been playing wrong.
i think that means we all have to take off more clothes... High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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