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The Biscuitkeeper
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Will someone break Duncan's kneecaps please?

And Jen...you can't stop mid game. When you're a strip poker player, you're a strip poker player all the way. From your first cigarette to your last dying day...


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*breaks Matt's kneecaps*


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Why are we breaking kneecaps?

hm... anyway... *puts cards down. has a pair of jacks, and a pair of eight, and one ace* That'd be 2 pair ace high.


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how'd you get five cards? we're playing texas hold em'? Razz


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Five Aces Big Grin..what can I say...I chit Razz


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woah.

I only have two cards like Punk...

and I never got a chance to fold...

Frown

*tosses out 3 of Spades and 6 of diamonds*

*removes an earring*


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But he didn't get it....
 
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yeah, i'm getting beaten by the cheaters

*removes Parka* Big Grin


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But Punk, are there really losers in strip poker?

*removes shirt*


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heh heh, that's true Matt.

i guess we'll go back to five card stud...

who's dealin'?


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*deals cards*

*realizes he has no idea how to play, much less deal, 5 card stud*


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quote:
Originally posted by Capt. Crash:
*deals cards*

*realizes he has no idea how to play, much less deal, 5 card stud*


*pssstt*

(Give everyone 5 cards. Doesn't matter what you get. Just tell the women you have something better and they lose. They'll be naked in a few rounds.)

*hands the Captain a beer*


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*picks up cards*
*grins widely*

get ready to lose your pants, boys!


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*drinks beer*

hmmm... what happens if i have four of the cards with just one symbol thingy on them?


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So this is like a game of cheats strip poker?

interesting......

*laughs at everyone and goes over to play some pool*

anyone up for a game?
 
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*joins hal at the pool table*

Let's go hal...if people are gonna cheat at cards then I might as well have kept dancing around the pole. My clothes would have disappeared just as fast. Razz And if they're gonna cheat then I'll just play with a different stick...Wink


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quote:
Originally posted by Her Mighty Silly Punkiness:
how'd you get five cards? we're playing texas hold em'? Razz


You confused me by telling all 5 of your cards... You never said the 3 cards on the table...


~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~
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"Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun
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You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing!
 
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Eh... anyway...
*picks up cards, scratches head*
hmmm...


~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~
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Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil?
-------~~-----
"Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun
~~~------~~~
You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing!
 
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FYI: there are 5 cards on the table in Texas Hold Em. THe first three are the Flop, the fourth is the Turn (I think)and the fifth is the River. So when Punk said she dealt out the River it was all 5 cards at once. Then her two cards were both 10s.

*goes back to playing pool, handling the stick with practiced ease...*


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Ooh... that means I've been playing it wrong. Oops...


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~~~------~~~
You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing!
 
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we've all been playing wrong.
i think that means we all have to take off more clothes...


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