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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr!
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There's an ice cream pool? Since when!
I don't have a swimsuit... oh well...
*jumps in*


~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~
~~~-------~~~
Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil?
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"Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun
~~~------~~~
You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing!
 
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*wrestling with the croc in the ice cream pool*

Nyssa, you better watch out mate, croc wrestling should only be done by trained professionals!

quote:
Originally posted by Gordon Shumway:
Hey Steve! You got any cats?


Nah gordon, I mean have you ever tryed having to take a cat in a boat?

I miss sui, she was a right beaut of a dog.
 
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I wasn't planning to take the cat on a boat.

*cough* *cough*

*hairbar*

Um...yeah.


Hah! I kill me.
 
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy
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PIZZA's HERE!!!


High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, 
Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple.

scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead.  ~ Cav

Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence.  It does not make me a superhero!  ~ Domitella


 
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mutant hedgehog worm
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eeewww!

isn't it a waste of ice cream letting him and the croc in there?
 
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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr!
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Hm... guess I'll get out before the croc gets me
*climbs out of ice cream pool*
Hm... I need whip cream...
*goes to get some whip cream out of the fridge*
*grins*
Whip cream fight!!
*sprays whip cream at random people*


~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~
~~~-------~~~
Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil?
-------~~-----
"Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun
~~~------~~~
You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing!
 
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*licks whipped cream*

(not from croc)


I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message.
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Freebird YAHR!
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*sprays whip cream at Nyssa a goes to the bar for a drink*


Some are born for endless flight, some are born for endless night
 
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy
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*holds up strawberry for some whipcream*


High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, 
Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple.

scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead.  ~ Cav

Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence.  It does not make me a superhero!  ~ Domitella


 
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*calls for shot orders*

You know you want 'em! if its a real shot, i can make 'em!


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I want something that has to be lit on fire Big Grin


High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, 
Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple.

scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead.  ~ Cav

Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence.  It does not make me a superhero!  ~ Domitella


 
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Give her a cement mixer. No fire, but she'll like it.

*snicker*

Sorry...can't keep a straight face.


I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message.
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I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me.
 
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badger, yahr, badger, escher
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quote:
Originally posted by Capt. Crash:
*calls for shot orders*

You know you want 'em! if its a real shot, i can make 'em!


*orders a slippery nipple*




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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr!
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quote:
Originally posted by Her Mighty Silly Punkiness:
*holds up strawberry for some whipcream*


*sprays whip cream at Punk (and strawberry)*

Oh.. and can a get something fruity from the bar?


~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~
~~~-------~~~
Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil?
-------~~-----
"Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun
~~~------~~~
You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing!
 
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Any tequilla available?
*looks for bartender, pours himself another shot and waddles to the pool table...*


Some are born for endless flight, some are born for endless night
 
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Cable:
Give her a cement mixer. No fire, but she'll like it.

*snicker*

Sorry...can't keep a straight face.


*looks confused*
*shrugs*
its the normal state of things.


High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, 
Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple.

scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead.  ~ Cav

Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence.  It does not make me a superhero!  ~ Domitella


 
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and the Case of the Rotting Seafood Platter
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I say everyone should get a blow job... I mean a shot of kahlua topped with whipped cream. You have to drink it without using your hands.


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"Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying 'yes' begins things. Saying 'yes' is how things grow. Saying 'yes' leads to knowledge."
~Stephen Colbert
 
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quote:
Originally posted by CancerDusk:
I say everyone should get a blow job... I mean a shot of kahlua topped with whipped cream. You have to drink it without using your hands.


Han...my man...I like your thinking!

Blowjobs for everyone!


I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message.
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quote:
Originally posted by Her Mighty Silly Punkiness:
quote:
Originally posted by Matt Cable:
Give her a cement mixer. No fire, but she'll like it.

*snicker*

Sorry...can't keep a straight face.


*looks confused*
*shrugs*
its the normal state of things.


A cement mixer is a shot of Bailey's Irish Creme and a shot of lime juice. You pour the Bailey's in your mouth (don't swallow), then the lime juice, then shake it together. The acidic lime juice coagulates the Bailey's and turns it into a cottage cheese consistency. Have you ever tried to swallow cottage cheese?

My brother's wife got my dad to try one. His facial expression was priceless. I have the utmost respect for that woman.


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weeeeeeiiiird

mmm...cottage cheese though...


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Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple.

scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead.  ~ Cav

Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence.  It does not make me a superhero!  ~ Domitella


 
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