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"SUSHI!!!"
Actually, I'd say it's kinda more like lobster.... Maybe even Lobster Newberg...

"I`ve certainly never had `casual` sex. Ever."
Sorry to hear that.... That's a particular meal that, when prepared properly, is unforgettable... and unlike any other meal you'll ever have

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Oh Miho. You've gone into a lot of trouble to prove that your original idea about sexual relationships:
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What if relationships are like tyres - they only have so much mileage in them before they go bald and you`re riding on nothing but air?

...is true.

But you've only proven that it's true for you.
And from the Frown that accompanied it, that doesn't make you very happy, does it?


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Let's see...
the first time i slept with the bf, we were in love, and *that* is the turn-on of the century, true. Sometimes you cry, 'cause you cant help it, also true.
And sometimes you giggle like an idiot and fall out of the bed laughing. And that is also good.
There are so many things / facets / emotions. I can't imagine running out of new things to explore.


~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps 
when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, 
they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, 
and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be 
mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication,
you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
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"I can't imagine running out of new things to explore"
Sure is fun to try though....

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How could I prove the concept true when every person`s experience is by definition a subjective one? The only objective viewpoint is that of God and my despair comes from the immensity of the task ahead of me. In those circumstances, wouldn`t you feel rather pessimistic at times? It`s part of the whole evolutionary path of the soul to feel doubt and to want to turn back. The soul both yearns for divine union and fears the unmaking that is the corollary of that union. Thus we make obstacles to inhibit own progress..


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Miho: all you need ever be, is human.


~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps 
when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, 
they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, 
and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be 
mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication,
you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
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Yes, we do Miho. Indeed.

And Clinton, I'm glad you're not bragging about having sex at all. Big Grin

If the ladies and gentlemen will now excuse me, I shall now go home and have sex with Mr.O. AT LEAST five times.
And I shall report back here EVERY time. Razz


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"all you need ever be, is human"
You say THAT like it's easy to do or something!

"not bragging about having sex at all"
Don't gotsta brag... it's just a fact...
:-P
Heh

"I shall now go home and have sex with Mr.O."
Can I watch?

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CH: Well, it's not easy to do.
And b'bye MrsO. Have fun and bouts of the giggles.


~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps 
when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, 
they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, 
and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be 
mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication,
you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko
 
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Please go home to Mrs. H. and let her smack you with dead lobsters. Capture this on film and let us look at it.

This would be far more entertaining for the entire board and you will get brownie points for amusing me.


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That would be more entertaining than your sex life?!?!?!

Wow... that's sad!

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*sigh*
CH: Running around baiting people. Really... have you nothing better to say?
Stubborn opinionated old thing.
But, never mind. None of us are going to pry into MrsO's sex-life *nor* into yours.


~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps 
when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, 
they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, 
and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be 
mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication,
you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko
 
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Who's baiting?

(as a matter of fact I'm a MASTER at baiting... one could say I'm a masterbai.... wait.... no... lemme rephrase! )

Nor am I prying.... I'm just a voyer!

LOL

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Rofl!
Owke.. that made me laugh.. Dreadful, dreadful pun!

Miho: Don't you agree with me? I really believe that. That all we need be is human...


~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps 
when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, 
they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, 
and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be 
mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication,
you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko
 
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"That all we need be is human..."
Really, what other choice do we have?
 
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Random thought prompted about the discussion of "casual" sex -the best sex I've ever had was casual, with someone I wasn't involved with or even wanted to be involved with. It felt powerful, to allow yourself to be open (heehee Big Grin) in such a way to someone you actually did NOT care for, and he doing the same, and to share and dance and see how your bodies start to almost magically coordinate.

AND

The best sex I've ever had was with people I was really in love with, when there's this feeling inside you that makes you want to scream "I love you" all the way through, and you want it never to stop, and you honestly can't be bothered whether you're actually turned on or not coz it's just so amazing and close and you'd like to swallow the moment forever.

Now I'm horny and hungry. Bollocks.
 
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quote:
as a matter of fact I'm a MASTER at baiting... one could say I'm a masterbai.... wait.... no... lemme rephrase!


So Appearantly his sex life isn't as good as he's bragging about.


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No... It's probably better!

:-P
Heh

"you'd like to swallow the...."
I LOVE it when you post dirty!

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Well yay for you.


I post on the JGLT because I hadn't had sex in 5000 years and was quite jubilant that I had it and that it was good.

*edit* So yay for me.


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Somehow whenever I post about sex I get this bunch of double-meanings...

[innocently]I wonder what it could mean... [/innocently]
 
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