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This came up somewhere else:

If you had guests staying at your house, would you mind if they had sex on your futon?

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Is it bad form to have sex in your host's guest bed?

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Hell YES I'd mind! If you can't do without for one week, take a hotel room!
As long as I don't see or hear anything it's fine with me
If you absolutely have to... (ewwww)
*prepares video camera*
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Do you have an option for "Ewwwwww...but I have issues anyway that might make my opinion irrelevant to the discussion"?

Or an option for "Ewwwww, but if they use a condom to prevent spillage I guess it's okay"?


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Changed it for ya. (As no one had voted yet anyway). Big Grin


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I voted Ewwwwww!


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i'm more interested in what started the question off and whether this is a confession, or having caught someone at it in your front room.

how about when you are at it, and the guest turns up at your bedroom door and asks if you need a hand? or is that another thread altogether?
 
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I wouldn't actually set up video, but that is the closest to my opinion. Fuck away, it will just make me want to boff Masque that much more Big Grin.

by the way have had people screw while visiting and will continue to allow it in the future.


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Hee!

Personally, I wouldn't have sex in someone else's house. Unless I was staying a whole month or something.

It would just make me uncomfortable to know there are people outside my door!

And what started the question off was someone throwing a fit about someone else having had sex in their house. But no idea how she found out.


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As I am a voyeur, not a peeping tom, I would only want people who are comfortable with me being outside thier door Big Grin


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one speculates as to the fact that there are various ways of having found out, from the spillage to the knocking on the door to ask if they can borrow a condom.
 
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When Masque and I did our 30 day driving trip around the U.S. we screwed at every house we stayed at (and some rest stops, Yellowstone National Park, and other various locals) except for my eldest sister, being a Jehovah's Witness and Masque and I were not married yet, she roomed us on seperate floors, the only successful cock block of the trip Big Grin


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and the guest turns up at your bedroom door and asks if you need a hand?


yeah that would be the threesome thread Razz

personally having had sex in other people's houses, and having had people stay over and have sex in my house (pretty sure) i can't say i'd mind. i think i'd mind more if they were in a lounge, but if they're in the spare room? not a problem. as long as i don't have to hear it Roll Eyes


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yeah, if there's a door you can close to keep everybody else out, if you're quiet, and if there's no mess for the hostess (or possibly the host) to clean up, whom does it hurt? I mean, you're already sleeping on the bed, so the sheets'll need to be washed when you leave anyway, so...why not? nobody has to know!

(and, yes, I've done it. as yet do not have living arrangements to accomodate guests, but I doubt I'll mind when it comes to it.)


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Yeah, I don't think I'd care, as long as mess was kept to a minimum.


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I'd have to say ewwww, but then, I say ewwww to having sex in hotels, as well.

And is this futon also used as a couch?? If that's the case, then ew, all the way.

But, if they're in a guest room? well, yer gonna wash the sheets anyway. If they're quiet I guess I wouldn't care.

And I've dealt with un-quiet people - back when I was about 13 sdome recently married (like two months or so, it wasn't like it was their honeymoon) came up to go hunting. And she demanded sex. She also had no clue how to be quiet AND the wall between that room and mine is paper thin, so they kept me awake well past midnight. I informed them the next morning that they could at least be quiet if they were gonna boink all night, because I had to go to school and needed some sleep!

She was extremely embarrassed, shocked that I knew what they were doing and then blurted out that the noise must've been my hamster, running in it's wheel. I said, "My hamster doesn't moan, "oh baby" repeatedly. Roll Eyes





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she seriously thought she could blame it on a hamster?! Eek

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if i had guest staying, i'd like to think that they were comfortable and relaxed enough in my house to have sex....but like everyone else i'd rather they kept the noise down a little.


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Originally posted by Graffalke the Chrono-Illogical Alchemist:
When Masque and I did our 30 day driving trip around the U.S. we screwed at every house we stayed at (and some rest stops, Yellowstone National Park, and other various locals) except for my eldest sister, being a Jehovah's Witness and Masque and I were not married yet, she roomed us on seperate floors, the only successful cock block of the trip Big Grin


OK, at first I read this and thought you meant going to War. I was like "gee, you guys were quiet".


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one speculates as to the fact that there are various ways of having found out, from the spillage to the knocking on the door to ask if they can borrow a condom.

Borrow?

Personally I neither know nor care whether my guests have done it or not - the door closes, and the sheets get washed afterwards anyway. Excessive mess beyond normal wear-and-tear would piss me off, but that applies to anywhere in the house!


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Originally posted by Graffalke the Chrono-Illogical Alchemist:
When Masque and I did our 30 day driving trip around the U.S. we screwed at every house we stayed at (and some rest stops, Yellowstone National Park, and other various locals) except for my eldest sister, being a Jehovah's Witness and Masque and I were not married yet, she roomed us on seperate floors, the only successful cock block of the trip Big Grin


OK, at first I read this and thought you meant going to War. I was like "gee, you guys were quiet".


Well going to war different story I need my energy Big Grin


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