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war, death, necro ducks Member  |
You know, if I was exceptionally evil I would put that in my sig but I happen to think Herr extensions are quite cool! Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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It's like an Oreo cookie, only not Member  |
Butt sex? Ask Dark Mark-- er, I mean, the meat man! BWAHAHAHA!!!
------------------------------  (Grrr.... YAHR!) "I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia."-Demetri Martin |
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Hee! It's true, Miho. I was at a formal dinner party once, sitting next to a rather weird psychiatrist. I snarked about something and he shot back: "Penis envy?" I said "Totally!" and told him about my "penis for a day" plans. After that, he thought I was weird... (And I'm not talking about extensions...) __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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I still maintain women get the better deal `cos they get the multiple orgasms and get to feel breasts whenever they want. That`s a lot more sensitivity than us men get to experience
 Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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Er...most women don't actually get randy by fingering their *own* breasts, I think. Another misconception caused by the porn industry.
 __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
Are you saying that porn videos lie? Darn, that`s my whole sex education screwed up. I wonder if I can get a post dated refund from Blockbuster?
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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Did you keep all the bills?
If you play this right, you could even sue them for psychological damage and whiplash injury. __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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really is wicked Member  |
I only ever wish I had a penis when I need to pee and there's no toilet.
----------------------------- St.Barbarella: Sexy Tart. Buys Ale, Reads Books, And Really Enjoys Leaving Lovers Aching - JP yes, University is all about incontinence - Mythos You are a Tradesman. Long before labor unions, your guilds were powerful enough to make a free-market capitalist run away screaming. Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? You do, you do. |
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You can always go into the men's loo anyway. They have stalls too.
Oh, and here's what you do in free nature: http://www.cabaretvoltaire.com/42/archives/000050.html __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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really is wicked Member |
Interesting! *Prints it out for future reference* ----------------------------- St.Barbarella: Sexy Tart. Buys Ale, Reads Books, And Really Enjoys Leaving Lovers Aching - JP yes, University is all about incontinence - Mythos You are a Tradesman. Long before labor unions, your guilds were powerful enough to make a free-market capitalist run away screaming. Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? You do, you do. |
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Lol!
I recommend trying it out in the shower first... __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
Note to Mr.O
It wasn`t the cats. Buy disinfectant! Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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Fear us, oh ye men! Once we have uncovered your pissing secrets, the world will be ours!!
__ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
The only mystery I`ve encountered about being a man was the offside rule in football.
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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The offside rule?
Okay, listen: The offside rule is about a certain constellation. You have the goalie in his goal, right? Then then someone who's attacking (A), infront of the goal. Behind A is the other team's defense, so A is isolated from the rest of his team (aka "offside"). Now, someone from his own team passes A the ball. And this is where the offside rule is applied: this is forbidden. This is because otherwise you'd just keep someone standing infront of the other team's goal permanently, and this would make the game very static. Have I solved this male mystery for you?  __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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will not Ling Ling you, not ever Member  |
oh a side note about lesbians and all homosexuals for that matter(with reference to RL lesbians not being what you see in porn). I'm really bothered by the conotations of promiscuity within homosexuals. It may be a coincidence, but one of my best friends who is a lesbian won't even call herself that, because society views said people as well....sex craving and very very open when in fact, she very rarely even engages in activities beyond kissing.
Hmm...in short, stereotypes will get you bad info more often than not, heh. ********************* And I'm better built to boot! ~Ranma |
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Yea, but you completely jinxed my football team. Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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Only sounds like Keith Flint Member  |
I thought offsides was when the defense crosses the line of scrimmage before the offense puts the ball in play? |
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Runs with wolves, yahr! Member  |
The worst thing that ever happened to homosexuality - and I'd argue more so for bisexuality - was for it to become a trend. They're people, just like anybody else. Different tastes, different morals, some more promiscous than others.. I don't get *why* society has this insane urge to judge people and slap labels on them depending on what gender they choose to sleep with... So yeah, I'm on your friend's side *nod* *******  ~You're in the Moulin Rouge babe! Your next month's rent depends on it!~ ~We'd be so lost...if we weren't 'us'"~ ~Fictional History: The works of Shaughnessy E.R. Brookes ~ ~Imagination Press (un)Limited - unique gifts and apparel~ |
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It's like an Oreo cookie, only not Member |
Someone once told me (and I may be wrong, cuz I know crap about this culture) was in India, the Indians don't have words for "gay" and "lesbien" it's thier culture's belief that people just come with a varied degree in sexuality. I was told it wasn't abnormal or even really noticed. But since the West came in, it is now. (Someone say something if they actually know)
Still, cool idea, huh? ------------------------------ (Grrr.... YAHR!) "I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia."-Demetri Martin |
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