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Originally posted by Eldi:

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Originally posted by Babylon the Bride:
The offside rule?
Okay, listen:
The offside rule is about a certain constellation.
You have the goalie in his goal, right?
Then then someone who's attacking (A), infront of the goal.
Behind A is the other team's defense, so A is isolated from the rest of his team (aka "offside").
Now, someone from his own team passes A the ball. And this is where the offside rule is applied: this is forbidden.

This is because otherwise you'd just keep someone standing infront of the other team's goal permanently, and this would make the game very static.

Have I solved this male mystery for you?

I thought offsides was when the defense crosses the line of scrimmage before the offense puts the ball in play?

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Originally posted by supersnazz:

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Originally posted by Eldi:

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Originally posted by Babylon the Bride:
The offside rule?
Okay, listen:
The offside rule is about a certain constellation.
You have the goalie in his goal, right?
Then then someone who's attacking (A), infront of the goal.
Behind A is the other team's defense, so A is isolated from the rest of his team (aka "offside").
Now, someone from his own team passes A the ball. And this is where the offside rule is applied: this is forbidden.

This is because otherwise you'd just keep someone standing infront of the other team's goal permanently, and this would make the game very static.

Have I solved this male mystery for you?

I thought offsides was when the defense crosses the line of scrimmage before the offense puts the ball in play?

That's offsides in American Football, while she described offsides in football(soccer).

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Someone once told me (and I may be wrong, cuz I know crap about this culture) was in India, the Indians don't have words for "gay" and "lesbien" it's thier culture's belief that people just come with a varied degree in sexuality. I was told it wasn't abnormal or even really noticed. But since the West came in, it is now. (Someone say something if they actually know)
Still, cool idea, huh?

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Originally posted by The First of the Fallen:
Yea, but you completely jinxed my football team.

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Originally posted by Babylon the Bride:
Football *is* the male psyche.

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Originally posted by Dweller in Darkness:

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Originally posted by fhionn:
If hetero men in general are so often homophobic,

I'd take issue with this. I'm squicked out by the thought of homosexual sex involving me because that would only occur through rape, and I'm squicked out by it when it doesn't involve me because, well, it's just parts on parts, and not ones I'm interested in.

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why is it they are then so turned on by Lesbianism and anal intercourse?

I don't think that the latter is nearly as common a turn-on as the former. I'm not really turned on by either, so I can't say for sure. The former holds my attention more because, well, it's that many more boobs.

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I mean, isn't homosexuality homosexuality, or are they (the homophobic ones) being hypocrites, and why? I don't get it?

If I may, I think it's a little homophobic to reduce a lifestyle to methods of sex. Actual, practical, day-to-day lesbianism bears little to no resemblance to the kind found in male jerk-mags, and homosexuality can express itself in ways other than taking it up the off-ramp.

Also, the anus is simply tighter than the vagina. A tighter seal means greater stimulation.

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Originally posted by fhionn:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dweller in Darkness:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by fhionn:
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Also, the anus is simply tighter than the vagina. A tighter seal means greater stimulation.

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Originally posted by fhionn:
Anyways....anus VS vagina grip strength. hhhhumph....I reckon you've been hanging around with the wrong women! Next get together, let's call a grip test, there must be a grip sensitive tool out there, like they use at the dr.'s when they fear you're coming down with arthritus (sp?). Girls, start those Keegle excercises! LOL You couldn't sniper a stiff vermicelli into my vagina without an invitation, and I know more than a few women who can shoot a guy across the room using only vaginal muscles when she's done with 'im. Now THAT's pretty bold coming from a 49 year old!
As Ever,
Fhionn