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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
Dear readers
This is the Second Letters thread. Most sincerely Fins. ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member  |
Dear Punkyfins:
Hello there.  Dear Previous Letters Thread: You were a good, entertaining, and sometimes saddening read. But you, and the Posters who posted on you are all special. Rest well. -- Me ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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Technical Services Administrator Member  |
Dearest Agent Mulder,
I miss you. Love, amy _____________________________________________________________ I'm aitapata, and I'm here for my free parking. |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member  |
Dear Kent people,
gimmie a job, you c*ntz! im fucking ace! i ROOOL at cur8tion! U R all l00sers! iv had ur mumz! n00bs. yours, Domitella ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz maybe if everyone loved her boobs, we'd either have WW3 or world peace... - Sillypunk I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison I'm an artiste. With an 'e' and a beret. - Joss Whedon |
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Wild horses did drag her away, once - long story Member  |
Dearest Domitella,
We cannot speak your language. Therefore we cannot give you a job. Sadly, The Effing Kent People  (am actually hoping Domi gets the job from those stupid c*ntz) ********-------******** "this whole blonde doctor situation has me mortified" --- and I don't normally advocate music I love, but go see www.myspace.com/umbrellatree and thank me later! |
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Fractal demiurge Member  |
Dear Chub:
Okay. You've had your fun. Now go away. My doctor says so. Regards, The Low Fat, Low Cholesterol, Physically Active Girl Who Lurks Inside You PS: I mean it. And don't come back.  **** “Chives?” “Yes, m’lud?” “Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?” “Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.” “Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too” --- Joe 3Heads |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member  |
Dear brain,
You slept in till 10, and now I can't be bothered to leave the house. Will you make me waste my life even more? Mark  Ah, yes! Thank you. It's good. Keep warm. |
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salad, hold the hummus. Member  |
Dear Mark,
Stop blaming me for your laziness! Your Brain Winter is going! |
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Assistant *fwap*er Member  |
Dear Boss,
I'm sorry I can't come in this morning and cover for J yet again because she's "sick." This is my only weekend off this month because she seems to think she doesn't have to work the hours she's scheduled. I'm not going to come in because she can't be bothered to get off her ass and go to work. Your Over-Worked, Under-appreciated Administrative Assistant ******************************** The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip. ~~ Terry Pratchett |
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Poster of the year, 2007 Member  |
Dear Giabow,
You rock! YAY!!! - Weeble ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member |
Dear Brain:
*You* slept in until 12. Well ... You probably needed it, so ... good work? Sincerely, with hugs. -- Me ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member |
Dear IE on my parents' computer:
You ate my first post. You suck. Ass. -- uncordially, me Dear Giabow: I understand how you feel. I have had coworkers who decide not to come in and I end up sitting in a chair at the front for hours doing the work of at least 2-3 other people. And there this one coworker who really likes to go on 2 week long vacations. I had to cover many of those shifts. But really, she barely seems to do any work anyway. And at least I got paid. Anyway, I feel for you and good for you for standing firm and not going in today. That can always be the hardest part. But, to agree with Weeble, you RAWK. *hugs* Sincerely, Mythos ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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Assistant *fwap*er Member |
Dear Mythos and Weeble,
Thanks. *hugs* Gina ******************************** The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip. ~~ Terry Pratchett |
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is hogging the Comfy Chair Member  |
Dear Gia,
*wild applause* That is all! love, Hive. *********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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Surprise Inspector Member  |
Dear Gym.
why have you just made me spend £400? and why are you making me spend a further £100 on things to wear in the gym? you bastard. i had £2000 2 days ago. now i have less than £1000. if it wasn't for you, i'd have at least £1500. can't i swap paying for the gym for paying my rent? please? yours cordially despising Me. PS. i don't want to go. i'm dreading it. be nice to me. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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the colours . . . the colours Member  |
*hugs for the Limer*
Well at least it means you have an incentive to go, I suppose.  *** "objective evidence & certitude are doubtless very fine ideals to play with, but where on this moonlit & dream-visited planet are they found?" William James |
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Surprise Inspector Member |
erg. i don't know. i was trying to save as much as possible for the states. this fucks up that plan. i'm going to have way less than i want to have.
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Companion to owls Member  |
I feels your pain -paying 50 qid a month for my gym seems so stoopid when I'm trying to save AND am almost jobless... But, the bottom line is, my body thanks me for it, as I'm sure yours will.
I ignore all the gym vermin and their cool shiny clothes and cool special water bottles and their cool bodies. I've only entered once in the machine area (to walk on the treadmill, then refused to repeat coz I kept feeling we were all hamsters in a bizarrely flashy and loud cage), I don't talk to people and don't make eye contact. I go to me yoga (the instructor is a guy so a lot of the trendy girls don't go at that time, yay), swim, soak in steam bath, and all in my 5 year-old swimsuit or pyjamas (yeah, I have no tracksuit and I refuse to buy outfits when a pyjama works just perfectly). I also have no sport shoes  |
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Dear Limer, dear Clover,
This is just to say I admire you both for going to the gym. I myself would absolutely have to buy a yearly subscription or sth, else I would never feel I *have* to go... And I'm way too lazy to do so (or, at the moment, to even make the effort to find a gym nearby), so I don't. But I feel humbled & inspired by people who manage. Cassiopeia __________________________ You are a Farrier. You enjoy nothing more than seeing a well-fitted hoof. Just because it's an animal doesn't mean it can't have a touch of style. Try this pump; here's a stilletto; my, did you see the calves on that pony? Size 6? Oh, madame, really! Still, there are so many hooves, and so little time, and you often miss out on the fun (and the better meme results.) __________________________ "Truth! Justice! Freedom! ... And a Hard-boiled Egg!" - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member  |
Dear Carbs,
I hate you. Why do you exist again? There must be a reason. ~Apathy p.s. I don't really hate you. I miss you. Come back! ~ ego dilecto meo et dilectus meus ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation MY COOKIE WOULD KILL YOU!!1! |
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Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End FLAME WARS Unsent correspondence: Letters you might or might not send; le deux.
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