Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End FLAME WARS Unsent correspondence: Letters you might or might not send; le deux.
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Something about early Spring
Maybe it’s official, maybe it’s not quite past the Equinox Sometimes even in February, It insinuates itself, like new cotton on clean skin. At some point and perhaps for just a moment, Something’s different. Not quite a distant haze around trees or the warm wind, More like a stubborn flower or birdsong in mid morning. And friends, even relations Are often like the seasons themselves: So familiar that you don’t notice how much you only think you see. When sometimes, all you need to know about someone, Is their determination to push and grow And to spin the breeze into song. |
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member  |
Dear Person Who I thought was my friend,
Turning your phone off when I said I was going to call and not answering any VM or text messages for three days afterward is a sure sign that we don't have the friendship I thought we did. I'm also tired of making excuses for you. Have a nice life. Fuck you very much, me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer.  blog or not |
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Dear ladykatza:
I'm so sorry. *Big Hugs* Sincerely, Mythos ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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Dear Professor:
Please call the number that I sent you to let the Office know that there is a letter of recommendation on its way. I hope that when you sent out your letter, you sent it Priority Post. I also hope you did not use a courier. The letter is due this Monday. I hope that this letter, and the email I already sent you will be completely unnecessary. Hopefully this will all work out. Sincerely, me. ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member  |
Dear Bunny in Mirror,
Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! hippity hoopity floopity bloopity BUNNY! *scowls at mirrorbunny and leaves* |
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Hugs Lady and makes her a yummy croissant!
I toast therefore I am - It's my raison d'être |
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Dear Boyfriend
Do not try to Kiss with Tongue when you've got chewing gum in your mouth. You are 27, you should be old enough to realize that is nasty. *sigh* -me ~*~ You are a Journeyman. You're perfecting your trade as you move around, packing and unpacking, town to town, up and down the dial. You're more traveled and therefore wiser than most, and you can entertain provincial townsfolk with stories about distant towns and strange customs. Maybe one day you'll settle down, but for now, don't stop -- Royko's Riveting Ren Fair Booth of Obsolete Job Descriptions |
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*totally disgusting but i just remembered the whole is it chewing gum or have you got a cold joke...yuk*
I toast therefore I am - It's my raison d'être |
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Honestly, Fi, I am just a bit pissed off at you right now. You're not as damned innocent and confused as you always make out, and maybe you ought to talk to a person more than once a year before getting them to do your dirty work.
Bah! I wave my hand at you dismissively! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Tyrannosaurus is the type genus of the superfamily Tyrannosauroidea, the family Tyrannosauridae, and the subfamily Tyrannosaurinae |
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Don't. Blink. Member  |
Dear C-
Look I think you are a wonderful person. I like hanging out with you. I love our chats. But, seriously, this is never going to happen. I know that you feel "comfortable" with me and that you are really interested. I am not. Seriously not. I have never really had to be the rejector. I am always the one BEING rejected. I don't like this. But we have NO chemistry. NONE. I am not even really attracted to you in that way. Just - let it be ok that we are friends only ok? Because I really like going to my bookstore. Thanks -BA ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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...No letterhead, because it won't get sent anyway. You won't even know this exists.
Practicing a decided lack of sex in my life again. For certain this time. You're a very attractive man and all, but this behavior isn't good for me. Don't set the standard for a one-nighter with the intent of changing it. Heck, you'd stayed away for an entire month without a single word. When you did finally see me again, you didn't acknowledge me at all. Granted, that makes life easier for me. I hate commitments and refuse to attempt any relationships. Dating is even out of the question. Back to the point, you didn't so much as say hello. The night after you come to my workplace and proposition me. I went for it. Not out of necessity, not even want. You happen to be the only person I'm attracted to at this time, but only physically. I just don't understand what head games you're playing. Why now? After weeks of no contact, why would you even ask? I can let it go, but the questions still bother me. I don't know what you were thinking. I thought you weren't attracted to me anymore because you were the one who said we had no electricity. Oh well... ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know. |
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he sounds like a bit of a dick!
__ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member |
Yep. ~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ Son of a Monkeyfish...I don't know. |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member  |
Dear Elderly Flatulent Woman I got trapped behind in the grocery store:
Could you at least wait until you're not clogging the aisle to release your toxic ass gas so that I'm not forced to breathe it? Sincerely, Me. I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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Okay, that just made me giggle hysterically. Maeve, you are awesome. __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Dear Music Father,
Your PhD does not make you better than me. Do not treat me so. Thank you. Me ******************************** The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip. ~~ Terry Pratchett |
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Dear Proofreader,
You changed about 20% of my subtitles due to 'time limits'. Nevermind that there's a NEW time limit established by the company in the manual we all had to download, you obviously didn't read that even though it's your job to keep informed of those changes. Also, you're obviously FUCKING RETARDED as my note for the VERY FIRST FUCKING SUBTITLE clearly says 'New time limit: -1.05, as per new manual'. Thanks for making my job take twice as long with your incompetence and self-absobrment. Dickhead. No love, me  |
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Dear festival-organisation
*If* that is if, you're interested in making at least *some* money, you have to enable people to buy *tickets*. If you make it *supremely* difficult for people to order tickets for the shows they want to see, people will give up. Seek Help. Sincerely, and still in-the-market-for an-organisational-job- me. ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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Goofy Beast Member  |
Dear "I just got laid" thread,
You've made me feel amazingly vanilla. Not sure whether to thank you or not.  Yours, Cornflower Thirith |
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Oestre sparagmos! Member  |
*fwaps thirith*
____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End FLAME WARS Unsent correspondence: Letters you might or might not send; le deux.
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