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Assistant *fwap*er Member  |
Dear Clarinet/Saxophone teacher,
You do not need to make conversation with me every time you enter and leave this building. I have my own work to do. I do not care about fishing, how muc money you make, how busy you are or how badly behaved your students are. Just leave me alone! ******************************** The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip. ~~ Terry Pratchett |
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is irreducibly complex Member  |
edit to Gia's post:
"Unless you can hook me up with a better job!" ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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has no knowledge of the Munich Incident, so stop asking Member  |
~hugs Gia~
~agrees with Weeble~ *** "I want to see hedge-fund managers tipped into cage fights with naked Gypsies; bank managers wrestle with lions in the O2 arena; failed regulators thrown to alligators in the Royal Docks; short sellers in pits of snakes; and distinguished City economists try their luck with sharks. They've had their heyday, their bonuses, their Porsches, their fine wines and oafish ostentation - they've had their fun. Now for ours." |
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was not written by a man named "Cougar" Member  |
Dear you -
I found some old e-mails and they made me smile. Thank you. -me ---------------- There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. "What does it mean?" I asked. "A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. |
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Companion to owls Member  |
Dear Life,
EEEEEEHHHH!!!!! Please don't fuck this up for me, will you? Hopefully, B  |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member  |
Dear Day:
Just get me through these 9 hours without the bullshit and we will be fine. That is all you need to do. Sincerely, me ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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Oestre sparagmos! Member  |
To my bosses,
I appreciate that my deadline for this project has been imposed by our client and not by you. I understand that. And I appreciate you hiring in two members of staff to help with some of the dogsbody work. I do. I am going to work as hard and as fast as I can to get this project finished by wednesday. But if every time I come into the office in the morning you give me other work to do, well, it's just not going to happen. If you are going to take on multiple projects with deadlines all in the same week, two extra members of staff will not cut it. There are only three of us normally as it is. And when you bawl me out next week for not meeting my deadline? Just have a think about how hard I work at this job and the extra hours I put in, and then have another think about how much you actually pay me and shut the hell up. Oh and I don't care how much it costs you to run the heaters. This office is cold and taking them away is unnaceptable. Yours in disgruntlement, Me. ____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!) |
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is irreducibly complex Member |
Undearest you,
Zip up your pants. Now. Bump into me again like that and I'll frickin' rip your balls off. Without any fondness, Me. ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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Don't. Blink. Member  |
Oh my God Weeble! That is soooo not cool. Are you ok? *hugs*
------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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is irreducibly complex Member |
Nothing new, we deal with this all our lives, right?
~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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Administrator Member  |
no. go to HR - NOW. ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. when's spring due?. |
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2008 Poster of the Year! Member  |
rip one of his balls off, write WARNING on it, then put it in his coffee cup for him to take home.
____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member  |
Yeah. And if HR doesn't do shit, sue the damn company because there's no way you should be working under those conditions. |
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Pirate/Zombie/Hero Member  |
Ummm, seconded. I've never had to deal with anything like that ever, especially not in the workplace. |
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Don't. Blink. Member |
Weeble - do you work at the school? Seriously - go to HR.
------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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has no knowledge of the Munich Incident, so stop asking Member |
Absolutely go to HR.
~hug~ *** "I want to see hedge-fund managers tipped into cage fights with naked Gypsies; bank managers wrestle with lions in the O2 arena; failed regulators thrown to alligators in the Royal Docks; short sellers in pits of snakes; and distinguished City economists try their luck with sharks. They've had their heyday, their bonuses, their Porsches, their fine wines and oafish ostentation - they've had their fun. Now for ours." |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member  |
I concur! That dude is creepy!
I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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was not written by a man named "Cougar" Member |
*agrees*
Theres no excuse for it, and unless something happens theres no reason for it to stop. ---------------- There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. "What does it mean?" I asked. "A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. |
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salad, hold the hummus. Member  |
urgh! No one should have to deal with that Weeble!
Winter is coming! |
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Administrator Member |
my original suggestion when you first complained about him was to tell him in no uncertain terms to stop it, so that you had back up should he try to defend himself by implying you had consented, but weeble, its gone way past that, this isn't something that he can say..."well, it was just a joke" or "i thought we had an understanding"
it really really has to stop. listen to aunty smaugy. it.has.to.stop. This message has been edited. Last edited by: Smaug, ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. when's spring due?. |
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Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End FLAME WARS Unsent correspondence: Letters you might or might not send; le deux.
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