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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr! Member  |
I agree. You really need to go to HR or something. You shouldn't have to deal with that.
~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~ ~~~-------~~~ Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil? -------~~----- "Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun ~~~------~~~ You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing! |
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Has no front teeth Member  |
Also, make sure you have given him a "stop order" - flat out telling him to stop the behaviors (if possible with witnesses)- it strengthens the HR case.
Do -not- let a lack of witnesses stop you though, and harassers like this are also bullies. Don't make these 'letters you don't send' tell him these things. ______________________ “Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.†~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit! |
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great minds beezee
that was my originally suggestion - but i think this is one step further, where a stop order shouldn't be needed by anyone - it's obviously out of line - that doesn't stop one being used as backup of course. ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. trolls are like pigeons..keep feeding them and they keep coming back and shitting in your street. |
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Poster of the year, 2007 Member  |
Thanks for your support everyone. I was hesitating because I hadn't given a stop order yet, not specifically about this last thing. I'm prepared, though.
I also talked with a couple people last night and am more grounded now - I know I can just walk out, I don't even need to give him another chance. They also helped me with: it doesn't matter if he realizes what he's doing or not, it doesn't matter if he's doing it because he's an absentminded flake. What does matter is that I don't want him in my space or touching me. Period. ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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*hugs* damn right! ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. trolls are like pigeons..keep feeding them and they keep coming back and shitting in your street. |
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Lexis Nexus Member  |
*hugs for Weeble*
go to HR. otherwise we'll need to have a kneecap-breaking boardmeat This message has been edited. Last edited by: St.CountThreadkiller, |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member  |
AAAaaaa. What everyone else said.
Ew. Why I was here in the first place: Dear Translink, I fully realise that you have no control over Ianrod Eireann's staffing difficulties. On the other hand, when this leads to having no drivers for the cross-border service, you do actually have options beyond accepting their crappy substitute buses and being generally useless. You could, for example: And you know what? It is your fault. If the service you advertise is not running, you are responsible. That's it. I don't care that its IE that have a staffing shortage, that is not an excuse. What you need to do is make them look bad. As it is, you just made yourselves look bad by accommodating their crappy customer service. Get it together. No love. Me. ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member  |
aw, we had a bout of drunken posting and I missed it?
 *hugs* Dear Big Ball Of Flaming Gas: I know I forgot to put on sunblock, but it wasn't my idea of a thrilling time to sit and get baked by your UV rays. Could you tone it down a bit next time? Painfully, Me and my sensitive skin. I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member  |
Dear You:
I hope you know what you're doing. Because something has to change. Soon. Please take care. Sincerely, me ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member |
One more Letter:
Please give me the strength to do what I need to do. Thank you. Sincerely, Matthew ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member  |
Dear housemate,
I just want to say that what happened last night proves that you were talking out of your arse about 'attitude'. You didn't have to do anything apart from walk through the bar to join me and I saw three girls turn to look at you admiringly. I've never experienced that, and never will. It's a physical thing, not an 'attitude' thing.  "The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up. Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck." - Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980 |
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That's just because when you're walking through the bar you're not looking at whose heads are turning.
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and the Case of the Rotting Seafood Platter Member  |
Dear You,
I'm not a Pagan, but thursday is Beltane, and we need to celebrate, girl. Seriously. Me ------ "Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying 'yes' begins things. Saying 'yes' is how things grow. Saying 'yes' leads to knowledge." ~Stephen Colbert |
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Poster of the year, 2007 Member |
Dear friends,
It is very inconvenient for me that you are all having major crises when I am in the middle of finals. Really, think about what's important here: ME!!! Love, Weeble ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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you are right, they should all be thinking about you  *hugs*  ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. trolls are like pigeons..keep feeding them and they keep coming back and shitting in your street. |
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salad, hold the hummus. Member  |
Dear Surgeon,
The nose you are working on today belongs to my ex. Please do your worst! Me Winter is coming! |
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I've found that the best thing to do with unsent correspondence is to actually send it, for there is much laughter to be had.
Getting the words "Face like a melted owl" into a local newspaper is still my life's greatest achievement. WARNING: Link contains references to 300foot floodlit statues of Brave Kylie Minogue ______ My home town claims to have the sunniest climate in Britain. Then I read American Gods and realised you never see last year's carnival queen... |
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was not written by a man named "Cougar" Member  |
Dear mom -
I know I'm your firstborn baby, but baby is going on 22 years! Let me go! If this really does turn out to be a mistake, then you can say "you told me so" all you want. But until then, please...let me be an adult and make a big decision by myself. I love you endlessly, your daughter ---------------- There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. "What does it mean?" I asked. "A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. |
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none more black Member  |
Dear You,
Meh. I wish I never saw that. - me |
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Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End FLAME WARS Unsent correspondence: Letters you might or might not send; le deux.
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