Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End FLAME WARS Unsent correspondence: Letters you might or might not send; le deux.
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Click here! Member  |
Dear cloverheart,
I wish I knew someone like you to go to the gym with. I might actually, well, go to the gym sometimes, if I did. As it is, the cool special water bottles intimidate me too much. And the shiny, brand new sports shoes. And the hamster-y feeling. Your instant fan-girl Tis PS. I find especially the thought of that pyjama incredibly soothing. ------------------------------------------------- Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn't here. |
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clover: i NEED a sports bra. because otherwise it will just be bloody painful to do anything very active at all. and i need proper trainers because otherwise i'll have to do everything barefoot, and that can actually be counter-productive. but i'm sort of resigned to having no fuckin' money because of this. *sigh*
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
Limer:
I also need proper trainers, thanks to ye olde weak ankles. there's really no avoiding it. ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Companion to owls Member  |
Dear Apathy, Because we're delicious. Love, Pizza and Pasta, spokespeople of Carbs Inc. Limer: Forgot about the sports bra, yeah, had to get one of those (but no trainers coz all I do is either swim or yoga, so no shoes needed). Cass: It's not like I go very often. I started 3 days a week and that has dropped to once a week... Hopefully now I'll be able to go more... Tis:    |
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Dear mouth sores,
Go away! Now! you have over stayed your welcome and I'm sick of not being able to eat. No love, me |
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Dear Pizza and Pasta: It's true. It's so true. *wibbles* I wuv you all! *hugs* Nostalgicly, Apathy ALSO! [To my evil downstairs neighbor lady:] [The Husband] is on second shift right now. We can't help that. The floors are thin. We can't help that. Our bed is old and squeaky. We can't help that. Banging on your ceiling and slamming your closet door repeatedly We will not be celibate for the next month because Sincerely, [Apathy and The Husband] (and this may actually get sent if she pulls this insanity again. grrr.) ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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The Doughmaster Member  |
(look, it's a letter I AM sending!)
Apathy, This might help? http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/01/14/neighbors/index.html Lurve, ~Amy ~ Non-Mod-Amy, aka Amy of the Lost Ark You are a Bookholder. To prompt, or...LINE! (not to prompt) --not to prompt. That is the question. Whether t'is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of a bad memory, or to take arms against a sea of textual deviations, and...LINE! (by opposing) --by opposing them...LINE! (end) --end...LINE! (them) --end them...LINE! (to prompt, to correct; no more; and by a correction to say we end the heart-ache of a really terrible performance) You didn't have to give me the whole thing! I know it! |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
Amy,
Much appreciated. I am very capable of diplomacy; I guess I shouldn't forget that this is "one of those times." (I do understand her frustration. But it's not like it isn't a frustration for me, as well, and hopefully she will understand both my frustrations and my occasional need to get bloody well laid. Gah! Still too mad to discuss this with neighbor-lady cordially.) Anyway *deep breath* I b'lieve I shall look into this a bit more. Thankee, thankee. *hugs*, Apathy ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Assistant *fwap*er Member  |
Dear Apathy's downstairs neighbor,
Try having sex louder. That always worked for me. From, Apathy's friend Dear Jerk Dancer Parent Read. The. Freaking. Policy. Form. That. You. Signed. You have to withdraw from classes two weeks before the first of the month in order to stop payments. Not on the 14th. Don't be pissed off at me that your daughter is now paid for classes she's not going to take. From, Staff That Doesn't Get Paid Enough To Deal With Your Shit ******************************** The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip. ~~ Terry Pratchett |
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Don't. Blink. Member  |
Dear Apathy's neighbor,
headphones are inexpensive as are ear plugs... but knowing winks and nods to your visiting friends are priceless. From, Apathy's boardmate ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr! Member  |
Dear Apathy and Apathy's neighbours,
I believe the lyrics to an avenue Q song say it all... (They're a little long, so I've posted a link to the lyrics rather than post them all here...) ~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~ ~~~-------~~~ Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil? -------~~----- "Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun ~~~------~~~ You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing! |
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Dear Nyssa:
I love you. *dies laughing* *** Dear anyone who is concerned about/amused by either me or my poor neighbor-lady: Measures have been taken to help keep the noise down as much as possible (without ruining my fun) for cranky neighbor lady who has no sex life but a yappy dog instead. Said measures have so far been successful. And no blood was shed. Thanks to all, Apathy ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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salad, hold the hummus. Member  |
Dear U,
Are you really trying to be nice and offer a shoulder to cry on? or is S right and you are all just the same! Me Winter is going! |
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Dear Bean,
They are all the same, but that doesn't mean U isn't genuinely being nice, too. ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Surprise Inspector Member |
Dear B.
OK. so i can't explain colour to someone who's been blind from birth. i'm giving up on that idea. you suck. From me. "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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knows there is no spoon Member  |
Dear Bean,
We're mostly all the same, but every now and then there's one that stands out and is just genuinely different. It's rare, but always worth taking a chance on. (Just don't forget to have the slapping hand ready if he tries to turn having a cry into sneaking in a kiss). Good luck if you do give it a shot!Sincerely, James James Wandering, but not lost. "You are a Knight Errant. All of the fun of rescuing damsels, and none of the paperwork." |
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salad, hold the hummus. Member |
This one does not stand out ...he's married and his wife just had baby number 4!!!! And he keeps coming round to "make sure i'm ok" ... urgh, sorry but i'm not happy with men at the moment ... present company not included
 Winter is going! |
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has no member title Member  |
I'd be suspicious. But then, I AM suspicious.
__ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
*eyes Babylon*
You certainly *look* suspicious! ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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has no member title Member |
Hey, I'm just a bit under the weather! Nothing a good night's rest won't cure.
*stealthily removes bits of plumbing from ear* __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End FLAME WARS Unsent correspondence: Letters you might or might not send; le deux.
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