Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End FLAME WARS Unsent correspondence: Letters you might or might not send; le deux.
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Wild horses did drag her away, once - long story Member  |
Dear lady who backed out of the house contract --
Why did you waste our time? You saw the house four times over the course of several weeks before you made the offer, we allowed you to see an earlier inspection report so you would know what others had thought of the house, let you hire your own inspector, then you lowballed us terribly and then complained that we weren't willing to fix certain things (please remember that the house next door to us is priced $210,000 *more* than our price and the house two doors down on the other side of the street is priced almost $500,000 more than ours is, which should show you it's a really good neighborhood, and the house is in basically good structural shape if not perfectly restored, because if it was perfectly restored, we would be asking a LOT more, like our neighbors are -- why is that so hard to understand??!!), took a week to sign the accepted counter offer because you were up at the lake and needed more time to think, then decided you didn't want the house and so pulled out of the deal. Why did this process take you over two months? I am beginning to suspect that you are just an indecisive, lying, whiny b***ch with more money than sense. Just a hunch. Pissed-offedly yours, me ********-------******** "this whole blonde doctor situation has me mortified" --- and I don't normally advocate music I love, but go see www.myspace.com/umbrellatree and thank me later! |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member  |
Dear you -
I'll do as you ask gladly, and thanks for making me feel good about myself.  "If the conjunction of monarchy and democracy may seem a contradiction, it would be well to bear in mind Freud's aphorism that it is only in logic that contradictions can not exist." - Professor Vernon Bogdanor |
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Don't. Blink. Member  |
*hugs* my mom has just been going through this process. *mega hugs* ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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Wild horses did drag her away, once - long story Member |
Thanks, Ava. **hugs back** and some extra for your mom!
********-------******** "this whole blonde doctor situation has me mortified" --- and I don't normally advocate music I love, but go see www.myspace.com/umbrellatree and thank me later! |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
Oh Grace!!!
Does this mean you'll have to postpone your plans? ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member  |
*hugs for the queen*
I know that people are shy about spending money right now, but why do so many people forget that their behavior affects those around them? Shall I stomp them for you? ________________________ Grey is the new black...that has been set out in the sun for a few days. _______________________ http://battyvision.blogspot.com |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member |
Oh, yeah, and unrelated:
Oi! You! All of you I see every day! My name is a fricking season. Try any of them and you are bound to get it right sooner or later. It's not amber, april, alicia, jennifer, or bob. For crying out loud! And a t sounds entirely different than a d! Stop putting a d@mn d in my name! Aaaagggghhhh! ________________________ Grey is the new black...that has been set out in the sun for a few days. _______________________ http://battyvision.blogspot.com |
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Wild horses did drag her away, once - long story Member |
Nope. Just means I'm getting into more and worse and deeper debt... But no, we are here, I am registered for school, I am a new hire in the county school system (and my contract is supposed to be mailed to me next week, but all my other paperwork is fine). We are bashing on regardless and scrimping on every penny. And did I mention getting into worse debt? Oh well. And thanks Batwoman. It isn't so much the money thing that bothered me, it was the time she took up. Because we had several people not come see the house once they found out it was under contingent contract, and then she backs out of the contract about something we'd already discussed and she already knew about. **hugs to 'Fins and Batty** ********-------******** "this whole blonde doctor situation has me mortified" --- and I don't normally advocate music I love, but go see www.myspace.com/umbrellatree and thank me later! |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member |
Babes, you know where to find me for a good rant/bawl. ::hugs::. ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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Don't. Blink. Member |
You know what? I have learned to embrace the word "whore." Oooh, and "Slut." I like to have sex. I have some pretty wonderful friends that I like it with. So I embrace "whore" and "slut" wholeheartedly. When you learn to embrace "crazy" and "bitch" we'll be even.
-Me ------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member  |
*applauds Ava*
*hugs Grace* MBW--try having a name similar to a state. then try living in/near and sometimes working in that state. and, although a rather famous person also had this name, people who don't confuse you with the state invariably mispronounce, misspell, or just plain forget your name. ~ ego dilecto meo et dilectus meus ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation MY COOKIE WOULD KILL YOU!!1! |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member |
To you -
T'is not so wide as a church door, nor as deep as a well, but t'is enough, t'will suffice. "If the conjunction of monarchy and democracy may seem a contradiction, it would be well to bear in mind Freud's aphorism that it is only in logic that contradictions can not exist." - Professor Vernon Bogdanor |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member  |
Person who nearly ran me over yesterday:
I've already called you a bunch of names, and put a least one or two curses on your wretched hide. Now, I just want to be rational -- something I definitely was not yesterday. The pedestrian light was not working. I crossed on your red light. A red light, I might add, that was too -- entirely too brief. So, I slowed down to make sure you and your other fellow cars did not run me over when you gunned that light, which I'm not entirely sure or not that you waited for to turn green. At worst, you wanted to gun through a red light into a pedestrian. At the very best you forgot one basic tenet: The pedestrian always has the right of way. Always. What that means, is that you wait until I cross and then you go. It does not mean you curse at me. Or harass, and scare me with your horn and the proximity of your car. It means you wait until I cross and then you leave. Calling me an idiot twice will not make me cross any faster or serve you any purpose but to stoke up the clearly obvious road-rage that you suffer from -- a rage that will one day leave you in a car accident, I'm damn sure. This is not a curse. It is an observation. And yes. I am perversely proud of the fact that as I passed, I gave you the finger and called you an asshole. Because I am at the stage in my life where I do not tolerate bullshit from idiots like you. Maybe it wasn't mature, but as I know from experience there is nothing worse than being angry at something you can do nothing about -- while you sit there and grind your teeth uselessly. Right of way, asshole. Next time, you might want to swear at the people who made the street. Or the light. Or the society that created your kind. I'll waste no more time thinking of you. Good bye. ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member  |
*hugs and anti-eejit vibes for everyone* Grace - that just sucks, I'm so sorry she wasted your time and got your hopes up.
Mythos - I'm very glad you didn't get squished! and MBW- you just know that I'm gonna be tempted to call you Bob from now on.  People mangle my name as well - even my screen name - Either they don't know how to pronounce it or it becomes "Mauve". The oddest pronunciation for my real name was just recently - I got called back at the chiropractor's and she said "Lah-oo-rail-ee-ah Bod-lee?" um... no. I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
when I think Maeve in my head, it rhymes with "pave" and "cave" and "save." is that right?
oh, and Mythos...may his tires slash themselves in protest. ~ ego dilecto meo et dilectus meus ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation MY COOKIE WOULD KILL YOU!!1! |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member |
Apathy - that's the bunny!
I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
that is most excellent. I'm glad it isn't something else, biz I like the spelling/sound awesomeness. *happy dance*
~ ego dilecto meo et dilectus meus ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation MY COOKIE WOULD KILL YOU!!1! |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member |
To all my close folks in Cincy:
Did you know today was my birthday? Mom, Dad, Brothers, Best Friend, Nieces, Nephew, Cousin, Aunts, friends? There is no better way to make a person feel special than to completely ignore them on their birthday. Thanks. Considering some of you text me three or four times a day, it's especially sad that I have not recieved one call, one text, one email. I guess I could have called all of you. But I shouldn't have to. It's my freakin birthday! Thank you all, you suck. -Me ________________________ Grey is the new black...that has been set out in the sun for a few days. _______________________ http://battyvision.blogspot.com |
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Don't. Blink. Member |
um... happy birthday? belatedly - sorry
------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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DK BOP Member  |
Awww
 I'm sorry Batsy. |
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Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End FLAME WARS Unsent correspondence: Letters you might or might not send; le deux.
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