I needs some goofy...

*goes off to search for the IM thread*

*waves*

I'll still be soggy from huggin' you, so you can't deny

*just a lil' birthday noogie*

Oh crap. I have to go post for Wusses-R-Us, don't I?

Yes you do, ma'am. And there is a link now to a spreadsheet for us to post on. So we can look at everyone else's numbers and feel guilty about missing a day
(It's working for me so far)

Dear best friends,
You are leaving much too soon. What am I going to do in the month between you leaving and us playing everyday at college?
Sadly yours,
Jesse

Oh also

Dear Board,
With them far, far away I'll probably bother you a lot more. I apologize.

No apologies, Lep! We like you here!

Thanks you big meany (but seriously, with them gone my attention whoring is going to be so much worse...)

Dear Lower Back -

I have no idea what I did to deserve this. I've always done my best to lift properly, I put insole support in my shoes to help at work and I try to have good posture. Yet for some reason, a simple action like scooting forward makes you spasm and makes walking difficult. I hate you. I HATE YOU.

Full of ibuprofen,
The Rest of The Body

To you,

Would it kill you to say thank you?

Me.

Dear you,
stop being pretty AND far away. You can do one or the other, but not both. It's making me want to ignore what I said about 'no more long distance relationships'. Not sure it would actually happen anyway, but stop making me want to!
Lots of like,
Me

To Smalltown (as I only have *hugs* for Jesse and Hive and Nick and everyone else further back than yesterday):

See a chiropractor! My back started pulling stunts like that on me, and my chiropractor told me that I have a congenital bend in my spine. You never know what wretched things your genes will do to you, no matter how nice you try to be to them.

*healing vibes*

quote:

Originally posted by Hive-mind:
To you,

Would it kill you to say thank you?

Me.

Thank you!


And hugs all around!

(Lep, I was gonna say something like "but we like your whoring" but I am worried that it will come out entirely wrong)

(too late )

quote:

Originally posted by MeanBatwoman:
Thank you!

now go tell my sis to say this

~hugs for all~

Dear sir,
You know that I adore you. I have had bad bosses in the past, and you are not one of them. Except I just don't know what is going on lately! I ask you for three months if my supply level will be getting raised again in accessories so that I can plot out a proper floor plan now, rather than do it at the last minute and have to keep tweaking it. For three months you say that you don't know. Then in this weeks staff meeting I offer my stock room to be used for men's basics because my supply levels are so low. You and the new asc over my area both look at me like I'm stupid and in the same voice tell me 'no,you'll be getting a lot in soon'. And despite the staff schedule, which we usually don't see until the beginning of the week in involves, we have no idea when you will be there! If you are at another store helping for two days of the week, we might see you 2 other days. Maybe. And we don't know which of your scheduled days you won't be coming in, or where you will be leaving early or coming in late. As a result I took a call aimed at you yesterday from a very angry customer who was referred from the national customer service line directly to you. I advised them I would take their information and have you call them tomorrow (Thursday). Only to find out a few hours later that you weren't going to be there! Now I am seriously thinking of calling off today because I don't want to be screamed at again by a very irate customer. I don't call off. I certainly don't call off for stupid things like this. But I'm tired of getting screamed at because I should be taking the bullet for someone else because I have the phone at that moment.

Yours,
Me

Dear certain of my friends,
Life sucks (psst, no it doesn't) and then you don't die for a really long time. Toughen up, get over it and quit whining. If your life really is sucking go ahead and vent. But every little problem does not warrant crying. Your lives are not that hard.
Unsympathetically,
Me

Dear you:

You know, I'd like to say that I am surprised, but that would be lying. And lying takes too much energy.

Sincerely,
me

quote:

Originally posted by MeanBatwoman:
Dear sir,
You know that I adore you.

Dear Batty,

I feel that you have a future in diplomacy. This is just the right way to go - telling someone "you are great, this is great, BUT....". They are much less likely to then see any criticism as an attack.

Go, you, and I hope it improves.

Dear you,

You're so far away now, and you're having a tough time adjusting but I said I'll always be here to cheer you up. I wish I could say how I really feel in person to you, but that won't be for a long time yet, if at all. I hope I get to.

Mi Mancherai...